Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What do you say, what a girl say you're funny?

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I know this thread, been posted somewhere before. But, I cant find it when I did a search. I been wondering, what do you DJ be saying, when a girl says "you're funny" A simple, "thanks" wouldn't be funny :( So anyone got any good responds?
 

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When a girl says im funny i usually laugh or don't say anything at all.
 

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heres my previous retarded response

"oh you too *giggles like a girl*"

lol that was before *and still can't come up with a good response* :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...

her: You're funny

me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward
I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...

her: You're funny

me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
Hehe, thats awesome.
 

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Say "I know" like David Puddy said to that chick flirting with him on the airplane on Seinfeld.
 

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Her:"Your funny?"

Me:"Funny how?"

Her:"I don't know you just are, you know."

Me:"No I don't know, you said it, you said I was funny...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny?? ... How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me! Tell me what's funny!!"

:cool:
 

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Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

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Originally posted by Ever onward
I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...

her: You're funny

me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Im gonna be using this one today!!!! and many more days to come!! That is the bomb that call!! hahahaaha.
 

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that goodfellas thing does work good...

say: funny how? funny like a clown funny?

sometimes, if the girl is hip to movies... She'll say: not ha ha funny but queer funny. (Slingblade)


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keep in mind, just because she sais you are funny doesn't mean, you have to say something funny. Don't be a dog, jumping through hoops.

In humor, timing is everything.
 

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Originally posted by bootlegger
She'll say: not ha ha funny but queer funny. (Slingblade)
HAHAAHAH what a come back

please people post some actually nice/funny at the same time come backs, not insults :rolleyes:
 

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HAHAAHAH what a come back

please people post some actually nice/funny at the same time come backs, not insults
My response works great and girls (especially really hot ones) eat it up.

You just need to say it in cool voice with a slight smile on your lips. After that she will probably give you a light slug on the shoulder and call you brat. If a woman does that to you, you're doing pretty good.
 

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Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by TurboLover
Her:"Your funny?"

Me:"Funny how?"

Her:"I don't know you just are, you know."

Me:"No I don't know, you said it, you said I was funny...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny?? ... How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me! Tell me what's funny!!"

:cool:
omg.. this is the worst thing ive ever seen.
 

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hmm.... I might try to go for the number close... since you already have the girls interest at this point. the thought process that came to my mind is something like this

girl: "hey, your funny"

me: "yeah, but if could say the same for you I'd ask you for your number"

girl: "you wish" or she says, "why am I not funny?"

me: "ah you poor girl. when was the last time a funny guy asked for your number?

girl: "never" (to many AFC!)

me: "well if it isn't an intrusion, give me your number and I'll call you"
 

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Originally posted by 00Kevin
hmm.... I might try to go for the number close... since you already have the girls interest at this point. the thought process that came to my mind is something like this

girl: "hey, your funny"

me: "yeah, but if could say the same for you I'd ask you for your number"

girl: "you wish" or she says, "why am I not funny?"

me: "ah you poor girl. when was the last time a funny guy asked for your number?

girl: "never" (to many AFC!)

me: "well if it isn't an intrusion, give me your number and I'll call you"


This whole thing is really bad.

Really REALLY bad.

It comes off as really cheesy and stale.



Say "I know" in an over exagerated way.... it comes off as ****y but also funny at the same time.

I've done this before, and it works.


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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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