"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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What do you say, what a girl say you're funny?

aznxboi

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I know this thread, been posted somewhere before. But, I cant find it when I did a search. I been wondering, what do you DJ be saying, when a girl says "you're funny" A simple, "thanks" wouldn't be funny :( So anyone got any good responds?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When a girl says im funny i usually laugh or don't say anything at all.
 

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heres my previous retarded response

"oh you too *giggles like a girl*"

lol that was before *and still can't come up with a good response* :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ever onward

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I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...

her: You're funny

me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
 

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Originally posted by Ever onward
I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...

her: You're funny

me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
Hehe, thats awesome.
 

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Say "I know" like David Puddy said to that chick flirting with him on the airplane on Seinfeld.
 

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Her:"Your funny?"

Me:"Funny how?"

Her:"I don't know you just are, you know."

Me:"No I don't know, you said it, you said I was funny...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny?? ... How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me! Tell me what's funny!!"

:cool:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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CLOONEY

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Originally posted by Ever onward
I have the ultimate ****y + Funny response for this...

her: You're funny

me: thanks, so are you.....but looks aren't everything
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Im gonna be using this one today!!!! and many more days to come!! That is the bomb that call!! hahahaaha.
 

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that goodfellas thing does work good...

say: funny how? funny like a clown funny?

sometimes, if the girl is hip to movies... She'll say: not ha ha funny but queer funny. (Slingblade)


000

keep in mind, just because she sais you are funny doesn't mean, you have to say something funny. Don't be a dog, jumping through hoops.

In humor, timing is everything.
 

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Originally posted by bootlegger
She'll say: not ha ha funny but queer funny. (Slingblade)
HAHAAHAH what a come back

please people post some actually nice/funny at the same time come backs, not insults :rolleyes:
 

Ever onward

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HAHAAHAH what a come back

please people post some actually nice/funny at the same time come backs, not insults
My response works great and girls (especially really hot ones) eat it up.

You just need to say it in cool voice with a slight smile on your lips. After that she will probably give you a light slug on the shoulder and call you brat. If a woman does that to you, you're doing pretty good.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by TurboLover
Her:"Your funny?"

Me:"Funny how?"

Her:"I don't know you just are, you know."

Me:"No I don't know, you said it, you said I was funny...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How am I funny?? ... How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me! Tell me what's funny!!"

:cool:
omg.. this is the worst thing ive ever seen.
 

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hmm.... I might try to go for the number close... since you already have the girls interest at this point. the thought process that came to my mind is something like this

girl: "hey, your funny"

me: "yeah, but if could say the same for you I'd ask you for your number"

girl: "you wish" or she says, "why am I not funny?"

me: "ah you poor girl. when was the last time a funny guy asked for your number?

girl: "never" (to many AFC!)

me: "well if it isn't an intrusion, give me your number and I'll call you"
 

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Originally posted by 00Kevin
hmm.... I might try to go for the number close... since you already have the girls interest at this point. the thought process that came to my mind is something like this

girl: "hey, your funny"

me: "yeah, but if could say the same for you I'd ask you for your number"

girl: "you wish" or she says, "why am I not funny?"

me: "ah you poor girl. when was the last time a funny guy asked for your number?

girl: "never" (to many AFC!)

me: "well if it isn't an intrusion, give me your number and I'll call you"


This whole thing is really bad.

Really REALLY bad.

It comes off as really cheesy and stale.



Say "I know" in an over exagerated way.... it comes off as ****y but also funny at the same time.

I've done this before, and it works.


The Bad Ass Canadian
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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