Trumpetman
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Usually she ends up coming over and we'll watch a movie, tv, or play cards and sometimes some ping pong. Any other fun ideas that we could do at my house that you guys have done
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
What do you guys do at home w/ your gf
- Thread starter Trumpetman
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Err...have sex?
Or am I thinking too much out of the box here?
Or am I thinking too much out of the box here?
Precursor
Don Juan
wrestle
sparky0000
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have her clean your place. seriously, she should want to take care of you. that is what girls were put here for.
Themanthatcan
Senior Don Juan
Wrestle-take something from her and don't let her have it back.Then when you finally do let her get it back (Dont "let her"),try and get it back from her.Endless hours of fun.Make sure to kiss her somewhere in there too (when you catch her eye for a couple seconds).
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Docs
Banned
Is it just me, or do I find this highly sexual in nature. Oh...where's the ball (in her shirt), oh wait..there it is, it looks like it came out of your...you know.
:crackup:
MissionX
Don Juan
Haha, Maybe you should have sex with her lol
Payne
Payne
PleasureKing
Don Juan
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seriouslyMissionX said:
sparky0000
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Themanthatcan said:
that is just plain creepy :nervous: any victims?
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
My girlfriend likes playing with my Wii
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
sparky0000 said:
Ha the play flirting/wrestling/kissing thing isn't creepy. The "endless hours of fun" part worries me though...
But when shes over, movies, games (i have airhockey), nookie on the bed/couch/futon/whatever...
Ooh. Give the broad a massage. Fo sho.
MrConfidence
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Yeah, girls who like games are pretty cool. Contrary to popular belief, not only geeky girls are into that thing.Mandiblard said:
Youve got a Wii? Then you must have Zelda:twilight princess then right? A wicked game, my gf loves it 
Trumpetman, try something interesting and mysterious...sorry cant think of anything right now but she'll love you for it.
Trumpetman, try something interesting and mysterious...sorry cant think of anything right now but she'll love you for it.
MissionX
Don Juan
My Gal plays the xbox and ps2, although she doesn't own them, she plays them at my house, and shes always beating me lol. Haha We watch movies in my room, but never actually watch them..... errrr lol
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GaryUranga
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man you get beaen by your gf in comp games? thats kinda.. sad
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MissionX
Don Juan
Nah not really, I don't play them much, and well shes good :| I was playing Halo 2 the other day and I must have died 3 times. she didn't die at all. I think it was Heoric mode or something like that. I know one game I have not been beaten at yea.
Need for Speed: Most Wanted. **** yea, not tell me thats not a good game!
Need for Speed: Most Wanted. **** yea, not tell me thats not a good game!
Docs
Banned
I pwn Soldat, lol.
That's it for me.
OHHH, man, I got my INet line in for good, so I might just host a server or something?
That's it for me.
OHHH, man, I got my INet line in for good, so I might just host a server or something?
watch horror movies,and keep scaring her:yes:Trumpetman said:
as for other things to do,whatever form of other entertainment you have,and if all fails and your both bored,go out bowling or something.
I've also found inviting a mate and his girlfriend round as well a good thing to do every once in a while
MissionX
Don Juan
I'm so for soldat man. Haha!
Payne
Payne
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.