Pettycoat Junction
Don Juan
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I am a timid dog.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
What DJ Type are you-Dog, Wolf, Lion, Dragon
- Thread starter Royal Elite
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Panda 2000
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I'm a goblin.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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Lol, man I miss Farley.
About the topic, who made up these ranks? I hate classification period. I'd never call myself a DJ period. I'm an average guy that hooks up on a regular basis, nothing more, nothing less. I don't need a label or a rank.
As for the ranks themselves, are we playing dungeons n dragons or picking up women? What's with the dorky names? What's a dog/wolf/lion/dragon got to do with picking up women? Stop trying to build a retarded status online and just go hook up.
Panda 2000
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Goblin! Goblin! Goblin!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Silver_Grizzly
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Guess what animal I am.
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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Lifeforce's bicep flexing dragon DJ joke in that other thread makes a lot more sense to me now, lol. I didn't know Milli was the genius behind this post.
SELF-MASTERY
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I hate the idea that everyone who starts in the game from day one is an AFC.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah but you also gotta have skills, like with the bo staff.
I can't believe I'm quoting from that sh1t movie!
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Is "My bag" slang from NY as well? I always thought it was "My bad"
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Gobble Gobble Gobble...
I'm a DJ TURKEY! - They try and fly... so i'm like a dragon right?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I hit women... WITH MY CAR!!!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by diablo
Read what you wrote:
"A Dragon DJ can hit beautiful women on a consistent basis."
That's called physical battery/abuse.
[myg0t]Rainbow
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No offensth guy or anythhhing but thhissth thhreads title is gayer thhan me.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.