Pettycoat Junction
Don Juan
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I am a timid dog.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
What DJ Type are you-Dog, Wolf, Lion, Dragon
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Panda 2000
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I'm a goblin.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
MindOverMatter
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Lol, man I miss Farley.
About the topic, who made up these ranks? I hate classification period. I'd never call myself a DJ period. I'm an average guy that hooks up on a regular basis, nothing more, nothing less. I don't need a label or a rank.
As for the ranks themselves, are we playing dungeons n dragons or picking up women? What's with the dorky names? What's a dog/wolf/lion/dragon got to do with picking up women? Stop trying to build a retarded status online and just go hook up.
Panda 2000
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Goblin! Goblin! Goblin!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Silver_Grizzly
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Guess what animal I am.
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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Lifeforce's bicep flexing dragon DJ joke in that other thread makes a lot more sense to me now, lol. I didn't know Milli was the genius behind this post.
SELF-MASTERY
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I hate the idea that everyone who starts in the game from day one is an AFC.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah but you also gotta have skills, like with the bo staff.
I can't believe I'm quoting from that sh1t movie!
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Is "My bag" slang from NY as well? I always thought it was "My bad"
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Gobble Gobble Gobble...
I'm a DJ TURKEY! - They try and fly... so i'm like a dragon right?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I hit women... WITH MY CAR!!!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by diablo
Read what you wrote:
"A Dragon DJ can hit beautiful women on a consistent basis."
That's called physical battery/abuse.
[myg0t]Rainbow
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No offensth guy or anythhhing but thhissth thhreads title is gayer thhan me.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.