Pettycoat Junction
Don Juan
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I am a timid dog.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
What DJ Type are you-Dog, Wolf, Lion, Dragon
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Panda 2000
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I'm a goblin.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
MindOverMatter
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Lol, man I miss Farley.
About the topic, who made up these ranks? I hate classification period. I'd never call myself a DJ period. I'm an average guy that hooks up on a regular basis, nothing more, nothing less. I don't need a label or a rank.
As for the ranks themselves, are we playing dungeons n dragons or picking up women? What's with the dorky names? What's a dog/wolf/lion/dragon got to do with picking up women? Stop trying to build a retarded status online and just go hook up.
Panda 2000
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Goblin! Goblin! Goblin!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Silver_Grizzly
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Guess what animal I am.
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
MindOverMatter
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Lifeforce's bicep flexing dragon DJ joke in that other thread makes a lot more sense to me now, lol. I didn't know Milli was the genius behind this post.
SELF-MASTERY
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I hate the idea that everyone who starts in the game from day one is an AFC.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah but you also gotta have skills, like with the bo staff.
I can't believe I'm quoting from that sh1t movie!
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Is "My bag" slang from NY as well? I always thought it was "My bad"
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Gobble Gobble Gobble...
I'm a DJ TURKEY! - They try and fly... so i'm like a dragon right?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I hit women... WITH MY CAR!!!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by diablo
Read what you wrote:
"A Dragon DJ can hit beautiful women on a consistent basis."
That's called physical battery/abuse.
[myg0t]Rainbow
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No offensth guy or anythhhing but thhissth thhreads title is gayer thhan me.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.