Pettycoat Junction
Don Juan
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I am a timid dog.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
What DJ Type are you-Dog, Wolf, Lion, Dragon
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Panda 2000
Senior Don Juan
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I'm a goblin.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
Oh come on, as if people aren't confused enough by needless classifications. I even hate the classification of people into DJ and AFC, it creates stupid stereotypes and whatnot. And then you get people saying "That music sucks because it's totally AFC", "Are pocket protectors DJ?" and "I was an AFC but thanks to PUA I soon became a RAFC and got a GF because I used C+F and was really alpha so now I think I'm a DJ or a RDFCM with slight hints of HRPPF because I use JRT and MMF+STFU"
I see people here sometimes don't even realize how stupid that sounds.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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Lol, man I miss Farley.
About the topic, who made up these ranks? I hate classification period. I'd never call myself a DJ period. I'm an average guy that hooks up on a regular basis, nothing more, nothing less. I don't need a label or a rank.
As for the ranks themselves, are we playing dungeons n dragons or picking up women? What's with the dorky names? What's a dog/wolf/lion/dragon got to do with picking up women? Stop trying to build a retarded status online and just go hook up.
Panda 2000
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Goblin! Goblin! Goblin!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Silver_Grizzly
Don Juan
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Guess what animal I am.
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
Tiger > Lion
dragon sounds like a title for the troll DJ
dont exist,
unless you mean komodo dragon
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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Lifeforce's bicep flexing dragon DJ joke in that other thread makes a lot more sense to me now, lol. I didn't know Milli was the genius behind this post.
SELF-MASTERY
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I hate the idea that everyone who starts in the game from day one is an AFC.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
I came here without much real experience with women. I had never approached a chick. So, when I started approaching, I did so with the mindset of a DJ.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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Yeah but you also gotta have skills, like with the bo staff.
I can't believe I'm quoting from that sh1t movie!
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Is "My bag" slang from NY as well? I always thought it was "My bad"
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Gobble Gobble Gobble...
I'm a DJ TURKEY! - They try and fly... so i'm like a dragon right?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
I hit women... WITH MY CAR!!!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Originally posted by diablo
Read what you wrote:
"A Dragon DJ can hit beautiful women on a consistent basis."
That's called physical battery/abuse.
[myg0t]Rainbow
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No offensth guy or anythhhing but thhissth thhreads title is gayer thhan me.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.