"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What did you have for dinner?

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I just had a giant packet of Cheezos and a can of coke.
Oh man...you need to get yourself some real food.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
you better call the bug man because your t-w-a-t is a hive
Um...that was random.
 

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
I'll open a can of pepsi to that. ;)
Mt. Dew...it's ALL about the Dew.
 

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JC, not that hard to understand what he means.
 
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What i mean is, your kind must be destroyed or at least drugged and shipped off to Nike sweat shops in Asia. They really could use you, because you're a f*cking c*nt.
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Eat a lot of food and get fat, yeah.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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man, I think JC and Dimebag make a great couple:p J/K
 

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Does that make you Dimebag's dad then, JC?:crackup:
 
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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL you didn't name yourself Dimebag_Darell for nothing.

Must must be so high right now.


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Dude, even if i was stoned whats the point of bashing it. ITS GOOD FOR YA
 
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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
No.

Actually YOUR mom and me make a great couple.

:flowers:


JC Jerkson
You wish my mom would even look at your sorry ass, she'd be like "JC Jerkson? What the f*ck is that, Anal Lube?"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Goddamn it! That's it! Get the hell out of my kitchen...the whole lot of you!

Each of you find a corner to stand in...you are ALL in time out!

F*cking kids...


:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Actually Wyld we're in my house. Don't worry I already kicked them out.

Let's go upstairs I want to show you my new fish tank.


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Just because I shared my duck doesn't mean I'm gonna go look at your fish bowl.
 

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Re: Re: Re: What did you have for dinner?

Originally posted by Wyldfire
The girls have been chasing him since he was 10 years old. He likes girls but I've raised both of my sons properly. They aren't clingy, needy, desperate and they don't get all ga ga over girls. I have good looking boys. They never chase girls. The girls always chase them. The one that got the visitor gets chased worst of the two. The last place we lived he had two neighborhood girls following him around, calling, coming to the door, showing up at his work, the skate park, etc. Poor kid couldn't escape them.
Every mother always over-exagurates subjects about their kids.
But good for you. Raising your boys to become men. I was raised by a woman and look where I am. Posting here. :)
 

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I had a big piece of Chicken Breast, a huge serving of potatoes, and tomatoes and half a cucumber on the side.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: What did you have for dinner?

Originally posted by thederekeffect1
Every mother always over-exagurates subjects about their kids.
But good for you. Raising your boys to become men. I was raised by a woman and look where I am. Posting here. :)
hahaha:p
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Oh man...you need to get yourself some real food.
I can't cook anything beyond 2-minute noodles (and I even overcooked it once and blew water all over the stove). My real food comes from mum (2500 miles away).

I even considered finding a hot girlfriend who could cook. Then I realised that was a paradox.
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I can't cook anything beyond 2-minute noodles (and I even overcooked it once and blew water all over the stove). My real food comes from mum (2500 miles away).

I even considered finding a hot girlfriend who could cook. Then I realised that was a paradox.
Take a cooking class...
You can't live on noodles alone.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: What did you have for dinner?

Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Damn, that sounds exactly like me - only i was to AFC to think of girls in that way

Looking back - i could have lost my virignity at aged 10, sh1t!

Ahhh well - its all good now

As for dinner - i had a Jacket potatoe with beans...

Sarge On...
My older son is more tolerant than my younger son. He's more giving and attentive but not to the extent where it's bad for him. His ex girlfriend has Borderline Personality Disorder and was not easy to deal with. He was able to deal with her pretty well for how she was. He's not an emotional guy, and for the most part, he just doesn't care one way of the other. It's infuriating for me, as his mother, but it helps him deal with girlfriends better.

My younger son...oh boy...he's a handful. He says when he's older he's going to buy an old church and turn it into a strip club called "Virgin Mary's" and have the girls wear Catholic school girl uniforms. I'll be surprised if any girl manages to really win him over. He's very hard to get close to or get to know. All the girls like him, though...but he couldn't really care less.

My older son will be a good boyfriend. My younger son probably won't be, but I could be wrong. Only time will tell.
 

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Oooh, I gotta answer this one ..

30oz rump steak with hot sauce, 300g of oats with cinammon and applesauce, three servings spinach, 10oz trout fillet with more hot sauce, two cans of tuna, can of sweetcorn, whole jar of natural (creamy) peanut butter, loads of no sugar added squash and CEE in grape juice. Oh, and a cuppa tea.

I've got half a gallon of mascarpone ice cream in the freezer as well but that's for a special occasion.

And yes semag, it WAS before the carb cutoff (at least the oats were), the meal took about two hours..
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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