Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
What body shape in this lineup are you most attracted too?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
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7 all the way bro !
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
BaronOfHair
Master Don Juan
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1-4 are agreeable. Everything after that is for the crowd that's mistaken whatever is in the dumpster for 4 star dining
Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
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It is A.I image, obvs, but I have the estimated weights of each picture if you'd like to know.
1. 5ft4 / 108-114lbs
2. 5ft5 / 115-122lbs
3. 5ft4 / 124-128lbs
4. 5ft4 / 143-150lbs
5. 5ft4 / 173-180lbs
6. 5ft4 / 215-235lbs
7. 5ft5 / 280-300lbs
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
1-5 but 4 is my fav
She'll be a 7 after two years.
Westminster
Senior Don Juan
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- May 31, 2023
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I've voted for number 2 but potentially 1 to 4 are all good. 5 is too big for me. 6 and 7 are way to big, Quite frankly, I wouldn't be able to get aroused if faced by either of them.