Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2026
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
What body shape in this lineup are you most attracted too?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
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- Aug 16, 2025
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- 445
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- 42
7 all the way bro !
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
BaronOfHair
Master Don Juan
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1-4 are agreeable. Everything after that is for the crowd that's mistaken whatever is in the dumpster for 4 star dining
Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
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- Mar 18, 2026
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It is A.I image, obvs, but I have the estimated weights of each picture if you'd like to know.
1. 5ft4 / 108-114lbs
2. 5ft5 / 115-122lbs
3. 5ft4 / 124-128lbs
4. 5ft4 / 143-150lbs
5. 5ft4 / 173-180lbs
6. 5ft4 / 215-235lbs
7. 5ft5 / 280-300lbs
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
1-5 but 4 is my fav
She'll be a 7 after two years.
Westminster
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- May 31, 2023
- Messages
- 457
- Reaction score
- 595
- Age
- 60
I've voted for number 2 but potentially 1 to 4 are all good. 5 is too big for me. 6 and 7 are way to big, Quite frankly, I wouldn't be able to get aroused if faced by either of them.