Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
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- Mar 18, 2026
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What body shape in this lineup are you most attracted too?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Cheeky_James
Master Don Juan
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7 all the way bro !
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
more cushion for the pushin’
nah but seriously, 1-4 obviously would be preference for me.
so what’s the punchline here.. drop the bad stats brother .
BaronOfHair
Master Don Juan
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1-4 are agreeable. Everything after that is for the crowd that's mistaken whatever is in the dumpster for 4 star dining
Identikit_Radiohead
Don Juan
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It is A.I image, obvs, but I have the estimated weights of each picture if you'd like to know.
1. 5ft4 / 108-114lbs
2. 5ft5 / 115-122lbs
3. 5ft4 / 124-128lbs
4. 5ft4 / 143-150lbs
5. 5ft4 / 173-180lbs
6. 5ft4 / 215-235lbs
7. 5ft5 / 280-300lbs
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
1-5 but 4 is my fav
She'll be a 7 after two years.
Westminster
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- May 31, 2023
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- 60
I've voted for number 2 but potentially 1 to 4 are all good. 5 is too big for me. 6 and 7 are way to big, Quite frankly, I wouldn't be able to get aroused if faced by either of them.