"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"What are you thinking?"

69waystodie

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Do girls ever ask you guys this mid-hook up? I had (an albeit, inexperienced) girl over Saturday night, whom I was fingering and they she would randomly stop making out and say something along the lines of "what are you thinking right now. Thinking back, this has happened a few times in the past, usually with younger/inexperienced girls, and I usually just don't respond. This girl was a virgin/wouldn't go any further fyi.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jimmy18

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Don't respond logically.

Say something playful and vague like "I'm thinking about the meaning of life".

Just like when a girl asks how many girls you have slept with. Don't respond truthfully but say something like "more than 1 less than 100".
 
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I've had it happen before..I think I said something like.."wondering what your mouth around my d1ck would feel like" she then preceded to suck.

lol

What I hate is when they say "so what am I to you?"
 

69waystodie

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Clever responses guys. Totally regret not thinking of that line, Rival!
 

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It's a very loaded question. I've had it come up a few times and the times when I successfully navigated it was when I answered lightly and playfully. I like the suggested comments, keep it fun.

I clearly remember one time when I failed a similiar test. I was messing around with a chick and things were heating up. We were co-workers so the situation was a little tricky (this is why I've made a commitment to stop dipping in that old company ink). She asked a similiar question and instead of brushing it off and continuing I attempted to answer truthfully.

MOMENTUM KILLED!!!

It literally killed the mood, dead in it's tracks. We didn't end up having sex that night but did very shortly after that.

So for the love of sweet baby jaysus DO NOT LET THEM SUCK YOU IN INTO A DEEP DISCUSSION.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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