"What are you thinking?" she says

[Vice]

Okay, so this things with me and this girl were getting hot, and she asks me this:

"So, what are you thinking?"

And in my mind I'm like what the **** do you THINK I'm thinking?

So I replied "Of making you scream."

She liked my answer, but later that night she asked again, and I told her that I just wanted to sleep because I was getting tired and I needed to go home.

So, if you were in my situation, what would you have said? Because this seems to be her favorite thing to say.

 

[LostAndConfused]

Dang looks like no one saw this thread.

I got asked this by a cute girl I was interested, and I replied something like

(jokingly of course) "something too complicated for you to understand sweetie" and tapped her on top of her head.

She liked that response

 

[Vice]

78 views and only one reply.

I'm sure if I changed the title to *"What are you thinking?" she says Before sex* you guys would be all over this.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

• Why do women put toilet paper in the holder upside down?
• Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 while hotdogs come in packages of 10?
• Did I finish off the rest of the Cheetos?
• Why hasn't Ric Flair died yet?
• What would happen if I was in an "Axe" commercial that was real?
• Why can't I get that damn Maroon 5 song out of my head?
• I wish I had a bigger TV.
• God, I want to kick your cat.
• How could I make you do anal?
• Your best friend is hot.

Pick one.

 

[Dongfu]

I might give her some vague, philosophical, Jedi answer about having an empty mind . . . .

 

[Vice]

• Why do women put toilet paper in the holder upside down?
• Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 while hotdogs come in packages of 10?
• Did I finish off the rest of the Cheetos?
• Why hasn't Ric Flair died yet?
• What would happen if I was in an "Axe" commercial that was real?
• Why can't I get that damn Maroon 5 song out of my head?
• I wish I had a bigger TV.
• God, I want to kick your cat.
• How could I make you do anal?
• Your best friend is hot.

Pick one.

lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.

Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.

 

[mastacheef]

id go with the anal one then probably your best friend is hot.. but thats just me

 

[stand]

Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.

lol