"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"What are you thinking?" she says

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Okay, so this things with me and this girl were getting hot, and she asks me this:

"So, what are you thinking?"

And in my mind I'm like what the **** do you THINK I'm thinking?

So I replied "Of making you scream."

She liked my answer, but later that night she asked again, and I told her that I just wanted to sleep because I was getting tired and I needed to go home.

So, if you were in my situation, what would you have said? Because this seems to be her favorite thing to say.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dang looks like no one saw this thread.

I got asked this by a cute girl I was interested, and I replied something like

(jokingly of course) "something too complicated for you to understand sweetie" and tapped her on top of her head.

She liked that response :D
 
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78 views and only one reply.

I'm sure if I changed the title to *"What are you thinking?" she says Before sex* you guys would be all over this.
 
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Pick one.
 
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I might give her some vague, philosophical, Jedi answer about having an empty mind . . . .
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
  • Why do women put toilet paper in the holder upside down?
  • Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 while hotdogs come in packages of 10?
  • Did I finish off the rest of the Cheetos?
  • Why hasn't Ric Flair died yet?
  • What would happen if I was in an "Axe" commercial that was real?
  • Why can't I get that damn Maroon 5 song out of my head?
  • I wish I had a bigger TV.
  • God, I want to kick your cat.
  • How could I make you do anal?
  • Your best friend is hot.
Pick one.
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lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.
 
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Vice said:
lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.
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Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.
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lol
 
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