"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"What are you thinking?" she says

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Okay, so this things with me and this girl were getting hot, and she asks me this:

"So, what are you thinking?"

And in my mind I'm like what the **** do you THINK I'm thinking?

So I replied "Of making you scream."

She liked my answer, but later that night she asked again, and I told her that I just wanted to sleep because I was getting tired and I needed to go home.

So, if you were in my situation, what would you have said? Because this seems to be her favorite thing to say.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Dang looks like no one saw this thread.

I got asked this by a cute girl I was interested, and I replied something like

(jokingly of course) "something too complicated for you to understand sweetie" and tapped her on top of her head.

She liked that response :D
 
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78 views and only one reply.

I'm sure if I changed the title to *"What are you thinking?" she says Before sex* you guys would be all over this.
 
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  • Why do women put toilet paper in the holder upside down?
  • Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 while hotdogs come in packages of 10?
  • Did I finish off the rest of the Cheetos?
  • Why hasn't Ric Flair died yet?
  • What would happen if I was in an "Axe" commercial that was real?
  • Why can't I get that damn Maroon 5 song out of my head?
  • I wish I had a bigger TV.
  • God, I want to kick your cat.
  • How could I make you do anal?
  • Your best friend is hot.
Pick one.
 
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I might give her some vague, philosophical, Jedi answer about having an empty mind . . . .
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
  • Why do women put toilet paper in the holder upside down?
  • Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 while hotdogs come in packages of 10?
  • Did I finish off the rest of the Cheetos?
  • Why hasn't Ric Flair died yet?
  • What would happen if I was in an "Axe" commercial that was real?
  • Why can't I get that damn Maroon 5 song out of my head?
  • I wish I had a bigger TV.
  • God, I want to kick your cat.
  • How could I make you do anal?
  • Your best friend is hot.
Pick one.
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lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.
 
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Vice said:
lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.
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Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.
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lol
 
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