"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"What are you thinking?" she says

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Okay, so this things with me and this girl were getting hot, and she asks me this:

"So, what are you thinking?"

And in my mind I'm like what the **** do you THINK I'm thinking?

So I replied "Of making you scream."

She liked my answer, but later that night she asked again, and I told her that I just wanted to sleep because I was getting tired and I needed to go home.

So, if you were in my situation, what would you have said? Because this seems to be her favorite thing to say.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Dang looks like no one saw this thread.

I got asked this by a cute girl I was interested, and I replied something like

(jokingly of course) "something too complicated for you to understand sweetie" and tapped her on top of her head.

She liked that response :D
 
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78 views and only one reply.

I'm sure if I changed the title to *"What are you thinking?" she says Before sex* you guys would be all over this.
 
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  • Why do women put toilet paper in the holder upside down?
  • Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 while hotdogs come in packages of 10?
  • Did I finish off the rest of the Cheetos?
  • Why hasn't Ric Flair died yet?
  • What would happen if I was in an "Axe" commercial that was real?
  • Why can't I get that damn Maroon 5 song out of my head?
  • I wish I had a bigger TV.
  • God, I want to kick your cat.
  • How could I make you do anal?
  • Your best friend is hot.
Pick one.
 
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I might give her some vague, philosophical, Jedi answer about having an empty mind . . . .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
  • Why do women put toilet paper in the holder upside down?
  • Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 while hotdogs come in packages of 10?
  • Did I finish off the rest of the Cheetos?
  • Why hasn't Ric Flair died yet?
  • What would happen if I was in an "Axe" commercial that was real?
  • Why can't I get that damn Maroon 5 song out of my head?
  • I wish I had a bigger TV.
  • God, I want to kick your cat.
  • How could I make you do anal?
  • Your best friend is hot.
Pick one.
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lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.
 
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Vice said:
lol

You might have not understood me...

I'm asking what to say to her when things are ABOUT TO GET HOT, as in peepee into va jay jay time.
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Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Ohhh, well you can still use that entire list, especially the last two or three.
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lol
 
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