"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are you guys after?

What are you guys after?

  • A relationship

    Votes: 11 91.7%
  • Just a shag

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
    12

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ace of Flames

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I think more guys here are in it to try and get a relationship. If they ONLY wanna fvck, they'd be doing speed seduction or something similar. Its a lot of work to be a respectable DJ, so people wanting a quick screw usually don't apply.

But hey, what do I know? This site has changed alot.
 

comic_relief

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Ace of Flames said:
I think more guys here are in it to try and get a relationship. If they ONLY wanna fvck, they'd be doing speed seduction or something similar. Its a lot of work to be a respectable DJ, so people wanting a quick screw usually don't apply.
"a lot of work!?!" HAHAHAHAHA *wheeze cough cough* HAHAHAHAHA Understatement of the year award. RIGHT THERE

It took me three years of constant and neverending improvement to get me to the point that I am at right now. I still don't consider myself a true DJ, but I'm working at it.

The road is not for the faint of heart, but it is a helluva lot of fun.

BTW originally I came here as a WBAFC, and three years and two relationships later. I got what I wanted tenfold. Whatever you put in, you will get back out.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Mental

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NickSCFC2000 said:
Megan Fox's number. Ha ha. No... actually, I'm looking for a great relationship (where for the most part I am happy) with a good woman.
 
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