"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are some good DJ foods.

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Hey guys, I'm just curious. I wanted to be more of a DJ so I got the DJ clothes, DJ music, matching DJ accessories.... but I don't think I'm eating right.

What are some good DJ places to eat.

Is Wendys DJ? What about something like Dennys?

Are fruits and veggies DJ? If they're not am I becoming less DJ by eating them?

edit: I am also looking for DJ bathroom appliances.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have a DJ toilet seat I want to sell you...
 
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If your a DJ , puzzy should be on the menu daily.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Its not so much the food but the packaging dude. I thought you knew this ****!

Food packaged in pink, green, yellow, purple, orange, and white is NON DJ.

Black, blue, red and grey packaging is 100% DJ. If at a restuarant go by the colour of the menu. The fruits and veggies in these colours are DJ too.

Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.


:cheer:

JJ
 
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Jay Jay said:
Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.
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But I'm totally AFC and can't make a decision without you guys! I need you guys to tell me what I should do since I can't figure it out for myself.
 
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This is a joke thread, people.
 
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In-N-Out is DJ:yes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Just ask Dr. Tran. He's eatin hickory-smoked horse buttholes... from a cup. Then, he's off to your local record store to give away hot dikings.
 
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This thred is amazing!
I was sooo thinking the same thing!

But really, I want do buy that toilet seat that a real life DJ cra ped on!

Foamy
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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