"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What are some good DJ foods.

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Hey guys, I'm just curious. I wanted to be more of a DJ so I got the DJ clothes, DJ music, matching DJ accessories.... but I don't think I'm eating right.

What are some good DJ places to eat.

Is Wendys DJ? What about something like Dennys?

Are fruits and veggies DJ? If they're not am I becoming less DJ by eating them?

edit: I am also looking for DJ bathroom appliances.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I have a DJ toilet seat I want to sell you...
 
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If your a DJ , puzzy should be on the menu daily.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Its not so much the food but the packaging dude. I thought you knew this ****!

Food packaged in pink, green, yellow, purple, orange, and white is NON DJ.

Black, blue, red and grey packaging is 100% DJ. If at a restuarant go by the colour of the menu. The fruits and veggies in these colours are DJ too.

Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.


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Jay Jay said:
Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.
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But I'm totally AFC and can't make a decision without you guys! I need you guys to tell me what I should do since I can't figure it out for myself.
 
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This is a joke thread, people.
 
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In-N-Out is DJ:yes:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Just ask Dr. Tran. He's eatin hickory-smoked horse buttholes... from a cup. Then, he's off to your local record store to give away hot dikings.
 
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This thred is amazing!
I was sooo thinking the same thing!

But really, I want do buy that toilet seat that a real life DJ cra ped on!

Foamy
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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