"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What are some good DJ foods.

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Hey guys, I'm just curious. I wanted to be more of a DJ so I got the DJ clothes, DJ music, matching DJ accessories.... but I don't think I'm eating right.

What are some good DJ places to eat.

Is Wendys DJ? What about something like Dennys?

Are fruits and veggies DJ? If they're not am I becoming less DJ by eating them?

edit: I am also looking for DJ bathroom appliances.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I have a DJ toilet seat I want to sell you...
 
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If your a DJ , puzzy should be on the menu daily.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Its not so much the food but the packaging dude. I thought you knew this ****!

Food packaged in pink, green, yellow, purple, orange, and white is NON DJ.

Black, blue, red and grey packaging is 100% DJ. If at a restuarant go by the colour of the menu. The fruits and veggies in these colours are DJ too.

Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.


:cheer:

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Jay Jay said:
Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.
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But I'm totally AFC and can't make a decision without you guys! I need you guys to tell me what I should do since I can't figure it out for myself.
 
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This is a joke thread, people.
 
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In-N-Out is DJ:yes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Just ask Dr. Tran. He's eatin hickory-smoked horse buttholes... from a cup. Then, he's off to your local record store to give away hot dikings.
 
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This thred is amazing!
I was sooo thinking the same thing!

But really, I want do buy that toilet seat that a real life DJ cra ped on!

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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