"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What are some good DJ foods.

Call_Me_Daddy

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Hey guys, I'm just curious. I wanted to be more of a DJ so I got the DJ clothes, DJ music, matching DJ accessories.... but I don't think I'm eating right.

What are some good DJ places to eat.

Is Wendys DJ? What about something like Dennys?

Are fruits and veggies DJ? If they're not am I becoming less DJ by eating them?

edit: I am also looking for DJ bathroom appliances.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I have a DJ toilet seat I want to sell you...
 

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If your a DJ , puzzy should be on the menu daily.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Its not so much the food but the packaging dude. I thought you knew this ****!

Food packaged in pink, green, yellow, purple, orange, and white is NON DJ.

Black, blue, red and grey packaging is 100% DJ. If at a restuarant go by the colour of the menu. The fruits and veggies in these colours are DJ too.

Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.


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JJ
 

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Jay Jay said:
Idiot.

I can't believe some of the dumb questions you people ask.
But I'm totally AFC and can't make a decision without you guys! I need you guys to tell me what I should do since I can't figure it out for myself.
 

Flabbergasped?

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This is a joke thread, people.
 

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In-N-Out is DJ:yes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just ask Dr. Tran. He's eatin hickory-smoked horse buttholes... from a cup. Then, he's off to your local record store to give away hot dikings.
 

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This thred is amazing!
I was sooo thinking the same thing!

But really, I want do buy that toilet seat that a real life DJ cra ped on!

Foamy
 

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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