"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Some random girl from my area added me on myspace last week so I accepted her as a friend. I don't use myspace much so I wound up not checking it for almost a week. When I did, I had a message from her asking if I was with anyone right now, that she'd love to hook up for drinks or a movie and wanted to send me pics but didn't know my email address.

She's cute. Looks spanish, probably a 7 or an 8. I replied saying drinks or a movie sounds good, gave her my email too.

I still think this is weird. She's a good looking girl, why would she go out of her way like that? The pics thing weirded me out too. Why would she want to send me pics when she doesn't even know me? Should I proceed with caution? Ignore her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Proceed with caution.. Something smells a bit fishy.. Even if she was "for real", a woman who does this to you out of nowhere, is prolly doing the same thing to other guys too. That's IF she doesn't end up turning out to be a 300lb BBW. ;)
 
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LMAO I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was just a spam bot. You got played son.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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katatonia said:
LMAO I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was just a spam bot. You got played son.
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Hahaha I got played? Check my other threads, I'm doing pretty well for myself and could care less if it was a spam bot or w/e.
 
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