"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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We caught something with a glue mouse trap...

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Our Jack Russell Terrier!

I just heard this "click, swish, click, swish, click, swish" noise. I turn around a look and there is our dog with it's rear foot stuck on a glue trap. The "swish" sound came from a plastic grocery bag she picked up as she was trying to get the trap off her paw. My older son is currently soaking her little paw in Vegetable oil trying to get the glue off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes

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And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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You really hate that ***** dont you? I bet her posts dont really contain inane garbage, but feminist microwave propaganda, if you read the post then you become a gay communist!!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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SAYNO

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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Man I just laughed so hard I think my ribs cracked in half....



LOL..



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Sayno'
 
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What a pity.. I bet the dog is gonna need some cosmetic surgery. It is a girl after all, isnt it?
 
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wavejams007

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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woa.. down boy, down...

I am not standing up for Wyldfire, but starting a flame war is pointless.
 
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