"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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We caught something with a glue mouse trap...

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Our Jack Russell Terrier!

I just heard this "click, swish, click, swish, click, swish" noise. I turn around a look and there is our dog with it's rear foot stuck on a glue trap. The "swish" sound came from a plastic grocery bag she picked up as she was trying to get the trap off her paw. My older son is currently soaking her little paw in Vegetable oil trying to get the glue off.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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You really hate that ***** dont you? I bet her posts dont really contain inane garbage, but feminist microwave propaganda, if you read the post then you become a gay communist!!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SAYNO

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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Man I just laughed so hard I think my ribs cracked in half....



LOL..



:D :crackup:


Sayno'
 
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What a pity.. I bet the dog is gonna need some cosmetic surgery. It is a girl after all, isnt it?
 
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wavejams007

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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woa.. down boy, down...

I am not standing up for Wyldfire, but starting a flame war is pointless.
 
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