"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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We caught something with a glue mouse trap...

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Our Jack Russell Terrier!

I just heard this "click, swish, click, swish, click, swish" noise. I turn around a look and there is our dog with it's rear foot stuck on a glue trap. The "swish" sound came from a plastic grocery bag she picked up as she was trying to get the trap off her paw. My older son is currently soaking her little paw in Vegetable oil trying to get the glue off.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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You really hate that ***** dont you? I bet her posts dont really contain inane garbage, but feminist microwave propaganda, if you read the post then you become a gay communist!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SAYNO

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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Man I just laughed so hard I think my ribs cracked in half....



LOL..



:D :crackup:


Sayno'
 
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What a pity.. I bet the dog is gonna need some cosmetic surgery. It is a girl after all, isnt it?
 
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wavejams007

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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woa.. down boy, down...

I am not standing up for Wyldfire, but starting a flame war is pointless.
 
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