"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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We caught something with a glue mouse trap...

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Our Jack Russell Terrier!

I just heard this "click, swish, click, swish, click, swish" noise. I turn around a look and there is our dog with it's rear foot stuck on a glue trap. The "swish" sound came from a plastic grocery bag she picked up as she was trying to get the trap off her paw. My older son is currently soaking her little paw in Vegetable oil trying to get the glue off.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Phoenix_of_the_ashes

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And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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You really hate that ***** dont you? I bet her posts dont really contain inane garbage, but feminist microwave propaganda, if you read the post then you become a gay communist!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SAYNO

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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Man I just laughed so hard I think my ribs cracked in half....



LOL..



:D :crackup:


Sayno'
 
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What a pity.. I bet the dog is gonna need some cosmetic surgery. It is a girl after all, isnt it?
 
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wavejams007

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And Kanye West was to appear across the road from your work but never showed up.

Make sure its not too long before we see the next episode of inane garbage from the wyldliar show, I dont think I can hold out.
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woa.. down boy, down...

I am not standing up for Wyldfire, but starting a flame war is pointless.
 
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