Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Instead of a 10 post rule there should be a 10 stupid threads rule. Capo is out.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WARNING: I got stitched up w/ a 15 yr OLD off Facebook!!!
- Thread starter Capodeciña
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Capodeciña
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Not replying to the SoSuave Keyboard Jocks & Muscleheads. You can spit feathers as much as you want, because honestly I have no fvcking clue what you're wasting letters on a screen about. Obviously, Mistic or the same person - Rescue Mission do not have sibling sisters or siblings for that matter, for you to say you will smile and shake hands w/ a 30 year old loser who is dating you're 15 yr old sister. lol.
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Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Is that your little sister. Id fvck the sh!t out of her, and all her friends. Hook a playa up.
Capodeciña
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Unfortunately it's not.Mistic said:
But if you post YOUR pic up , hopefully I can get a few minors who will be excited to sought after you based off you're photos Gary Glitter.
Premature pvssy is always a target for guys who suffer with PE. I feel you bro.
In you're next comment, make sure you have a valid photo, location, facebook or profile of some sort, some form of proper contact to get your hook up or forever shut your sh!t up.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
:nono:Capodeciña said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Capodeciña
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Character! Ha Ha, do I smell someone submitting?
You can fix words around to fail at jokes? FVCKING awesome.
Gets boring after a while, with the middle-school knicknaming users screenames and kiddy-fiddler epitaphs.
But while you're talking about fvcking unknown internet icons little sisters online, just make sure you're not shot backstage at one of you're tours, carry on with you're palava kid.
You can fix words around to fail at jokes? FVCKING awesome.
Gets boring after a while, with the middle-school knicknaming users screenames and kiddy-fiddler epitaphs.
But while you're talking about fvcking unknown internet icons little sisters online, just make sure you're not shot backstage at one of you're tours, carry on with you're palava kid.
eaglez1177
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The chick in the first pic looks diff from the rest, but (if this is the chick that u were talkin bout in ur original post) I can DEFINITELY see how you got her confused with a 22 year old.Capodeciña said:
And just for the record, this whole story is yet another reason why I NEVER mess around with girls i've never met in real life before.
Nexus Polaris
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If this is the girl from the story in the original post, I honestly expected her to be a lot hotter. Considering how much grief this guy gave another poster in the "looks don't matter" thread about some girl being "about a HB.5 or 6."Capodeciña said:
Ken785
Master Don Juan
OMG!! Is THIS her???? *FAP *FAP *FAP.Capodeciña said:
15 or not, if i were in your situation, babygirl would have had something real nasty done to her... :rock:
eaglez1177
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Lmao wtf is "fap" supposed to be?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
MeteorMash
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eaglez1177 said:
That,my friend, is Fapping. wonderful, glorious fapping.
A.k.a wacking off
Brazilians rarely use facebook. Sorry, but most of the world is nothing like America. Just isn't. Orkut is the facebook for Brazil. There is an Orkut designed just for Brazilians.
Capodecina obviously has never ventured out of America. Funny to hear American boys comment on things. This thread makes me laugh at all the B.S. some of you throw out there.
Capodecina obviously has never ventured out of America. Funny to hear American boys comment on things. This thread makes me laugh at all the B.S. some of you throw out there.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Thanks for clearing it all up BigDumbo, I mean D!ckBimbo, or JizRambo was it . . .
Just send us a friend recommendation for this girl already. We'll take it from here.
Just send us a friend recommendation for this girl already. We'll take it from here.
Blue Phoenix
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Interesting article about Facebook
http://shrink4men.wordpress.com/201...onics-the-lure-of-blogs-facebook-and-myspace/
http://shrink4men.wordpress.com/201...onics-the-lure-of-blogs-facebook-and-myspace/
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
dude im 21, and i wouldve railed the shít outta her...send me her facebook ill do it
EDIT: and to the person who said brazilians dont use facebook...thats probably stupid...i just got back from south america and theya ll love it down there
EDIT: and to the person who said brazilians dont use facebook...thats probably stupid...i just got back from south america and theya ll love it down there