"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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WARNING: I got stitched up w/ a 15 yr OLD off Facebook!!!

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Instead of a 10 post rule there should be a 10 stupid threads rule. Capo is out.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Not replying to the SoSuave Keyboard Jocks & Muscleheads. You can spit feathers as much as you want, because honestly I have no fvcking clue what you're wasting letters on a screen about. Obviously, Mistic or the same person - Rescue Mission do not have sibling sisters or siblings for that matter, for you to say you will smile and shake hands w/ a 30 year old loser who is dating you're 15 yr old sister. lol.

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Is that your little sister. Id fvck the sh!t out of her, and all her friends. Hook a playa up.
 

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Mistic said:
Is that your little sister. Id fvck the sh!t out of her, and all her friends. Hook a playa up.
Unfortunately it's not.

But if you post YOUR pic up , hopefully I can get a few minors who will be excited to sought after you based off you're photos Gary Glitter.

Premature pvssy is always a target for guys who suffer with PE. I feel you bro.

In you're next comment, make sure you have a valid photo, location, facebook or profile of some sort, some form of proper contact to get your hook up or forever shut your sh!t up.
 

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Capodeciña said:
Unfortunately it's not. My sister isn't that hot, but you can still fvck her.

But if you post YOUR pic up , hopefully I can get a few boners. I will be excited to sought after you based off you're photos Gary Glitter.

I'm a premature pvssy, and I always target guys who suffer with PE. I wanna feel you bro.

In you're next comment, make sure you have a valid photo, location, facebook or profile of some sort, some form of proper contact to get your hook.:flowers:
:nono:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Character! Ha Ha, do I smell someone submitting?

You can fix words around to fail at jokes? FVCKING awesome.

Gets boring after a while, with the middle-school knicknaming users screenames and kiddy-fiddler epitaphs.

But while you're talking about fvcking unknown internet icons little sisters online, just make sure you're not shot backstage at one of you're tours, carry on with you're palava kid. ;)
 

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Capodeciña said:
Not replying to the SoSuave Keyboard Jocks & Muscleheads. You can spit feathers as much as you want, because honestly I have no fvcking clue what you're wasting letters on a screen about. Obviously, Mistic or the same person - Rescue Mission do not have sibling sisters or siblings for that matter, for you to say you will smile and shake hands w/ a 30 year old loser who is dating you're 15 yr old sister. lol.

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES6.jpg
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES2.jpg
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The chick in the first pic looks diff from the rest, but (if this is the chick that u were talkin bout in ur original post) I can DEFINITELY see how you got her confused with a 22 year old.

And just for the record, this whole story is yet another reason why I NEVER mess around with girls i've never met in real life before.
 

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If this is the girl from the story in the original post, I honestly expected her to be a lot hotter. Considering how much grief this guy gave another poster in the "looks don't matter" thread about some girl being "about a HB.5 or 6."
 

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Capodeciña said:
Not replying to the SoSuave Keyboard Jocks & Muscleheads. You can spit feathers as much as you want, because honestly I have no fvcking clue what you're wasting letters on a screen about. Obviously, Mistic or the same person - Rescue Mission do not have sibling sisters or siblings for that matter, for you to say you will smile and shake hands w/ a 30 year old loser who is dating you're 15 yr old sister. lol.

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES6.jpg
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES2.jpg
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OMG!! Is THIS her???? *FAP *FAP *FAP.

15 or not, if i were in your situation, babygirl would have had something real nasty done to her... :rock:
 

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Lmao wtf is "fap" supposed to be?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Brazilians rarely use facebook. Sorry, but most of the world is nothing like America. Just isn't. Orkut is the facebook for Brazil. There is an Orkut designed just for Brazilians.

Capodecina obviously has never ventured out of America. Funny to hear American boys comment on things. This thread makes me laugh at all the B.S. some of you throw out there.
 

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Thanks for clearing it all up BigDumbo, I mean D!ckBimbo, or JizRambo was it . . .

Just send us a friend recommendation for this girl already. We'll take it from here.
 

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Thanks for clearing it all up BigDumbo, I mean D!ckBimbo, or JizRambo was it . . .

Just send us a friend recommendation for this girl already. We'll take it from here.
Feel better? Sorry that you are stuck in America.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dude im 21, and i wouldve railed the shít outta her...send me her facebook ill do it

EDIT: and to the person who said brazilians dont use facebook...thats probably stupid...i just got back from south america and theya ll love it down there
 
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