"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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WARNING: I got stitched up w/ a 15 yr OLD off Facebook!!!

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Sad but true.

Why the heck are there so many problems arrising with Online dating or social networking sites. If it isn't people killing out of jealousy OVER Facebook and it isn't murders being linked to Facebook, it's little girls portraying they're older women.

The Girl:
Been speaking with the slvt for about a month on Facebook. I planned on making a visit this saturday evening, since her mom said I could come and stay the night. On here profile, she is a busty brunette who looks about 23, she is born on; 1987, May 5th. Making her 22 yrs old. RIGHT?

So this journey was about 25-30 minutes from where I live. She said she'll meet me at her local bus stop w/ her friend. AWESOME.

I get to the bus stop, she sees me. TURNS HER HEAD AWAY. Because she is scared. I'm like WTF is this. Her friend looked about 12 yrs OLD!!! So in my head I'm thinking why the fvck didn't I just stay at home with a cold beer and watch the highlights of the Arsenal Game?

So we walk up this long-stretch of a street, go into the off-license. Shop owner says "..you can't buy ciggerettes if you're under 25" Then these scatty girls charge out the shop scattering, and left me there, the Locol shop owner obviously knew who they where.

Horror-house:

We arrive at her house.

If I could seriously describe how I felt and what I saw, I would say it surely did resemble the House on the Hill in the Psycho movie (1960's). Abandoned clothes and shoes where outside, the house was a wreck! in the middle of nowhere on a dead end street.

I entered. Screaming kids, thumping away at my thighs. Worst part of it, her MOTHER was probably one of the most revolting people I have ever met in my entire life. She sits there heavily home-made tattooed and lets her children smoke tobacco roll-ups with her, swears infront of them and I even think has SEX w/ her daughter's boyfriends.

So, all I could think of is how I'm gettin back in ONE PIECE. The 12 yr old looking friend who is actually 14! was talking about her abortion! and how she was bleeding when some guy rammed a table into her at college. She kept hinting at me, rubbing my chest and saying "Can I see you're buldging biceps .." and just throbing herself at me.

This gave me anxiety problems and I could only think of getting out of there. So I finally find out she was 15 YEARS OLD after speaking with her mother, but she didn't care, the mother gave some hurrendous stories of her episodic life and events which I don't think you guys would really want to hear, MY EARS ARE STILL RAPED even writing this up.

Continued ....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She has been GANGRAPED, BEATEN, BROKEN JAW, and has 5 different baby fathers of different nationalties and waits for her £50 cheque every 2 weeks holding down 6 kids, one of them obviously being the LIAR who told me she was 21 going on 22.

So I asked what time the off-license was closing, luckily I had 45 minutes to make a move. Unfortunately one of the potheaded boys that was there followed me and was talking about how he is a foster-child and how he wants to kill his mother and step-pops.

Dysfunctional-family and people at it's best! Its quite sad actuallky, because I've always seen things like this on TV shows, reality TV and such but never up, close and personal.

Here is a text I recieved from her phone-number, it's funny because she doesn't write like this in texts, so I'm gathering her mom wrote it up:

" It's LaXXXXX, thanks for coming down, sorry I did not tell you my real age, I thought you wouldn't speak to me again. It was nice to see you, next time you come down, we will make sure we cook dinner and have some beer there and my mum will make sure you have a bed to sleep in. My mum said it was nice to meet you and that you are very nice looking, I will ring you tommorow ok x "

Obviously by the text, you can see that I was in a serious condition and begging for a beer to calm my nerves.

Conclusion:
The girl looks old enough to be 25! yet she is 15 LOL. Hell, she even had two sides of different socks on. SMH. I have a 10 yr old sister who and in no way would I want her to have a Facebook if it was that easy to get in contact with boys, her mother should be in Jail. She has done 6 years for beating up a officer and tied her cellmate to a bed-post.

This lit a major fire under my buttocks, non-the-less a story to tell. facebook should be banned, sued and forgotten, how many more situations to occur before they finally need to shut it down?
 

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Yes, facebook is definitely to blame because this mother is a fail and has ****ed up her kids.
 

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This is why I come to this site. Another epic story of the week. Can we see a pic possibly?

Question is, if you saw her, and saw her being young, and then saw the house and the epic fail, why the **** did you stay longer than 1 minute?
 

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Bro if you're in Brazil it is perfectly normal to **** 15 year old chicks. These girls sounded a little trashy, but none the less, I know of leaders of churches and college professors there who married 15 year olds when they were 40, and it is normal. So is the problem their age, or just that they were ghetto?

PS, no one in Brazil should bother with this crappy website. There is more hot women there than anywhere, and I doubt they would be impressed by stuff you would learn here anyway.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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^Aren't there a lot of trannies in Brazil too? Or is that just on the internet.
 

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you wanna have a kid with a 15 year old?

be my guest.


did you not listen to the story, i dont wanna live in Brazilian slums cooking drugs and prostituting my family.
 

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Mistic said:
Bro if you're in Brazil it is perfectly normal to **** 15 year old chicks. These girls sounded a little trashy, but none the less, I know of leaders of churches and college professors there who married 15 year olds when they were 40, and it is normal. So is the problem their age, or just that they were ghetto?

PS, no one in Brazil should bother with this crappy website. There is more hot women there than anywhere, and I doubt they would be impressed by stuff you would learn here anyway.
Christ. Who above the age of 20 would want to date a 15 year old chick? And marry them? Holy s***.

They're 15...so, beyond having a nice body...which could turn into an average (or bad) body when they're 5-10 years older, what is there to be attracted to? I enjoy conversation with smart women of my own age. I enjoy sexual experience/confidence from a woman my own age.

Just don't see the point in dating a 15 year old.
 

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that story is really sad

anyone in this thread who talks about doing anything with that chick is pathetic and needs to be punched in the jaw

you should call social services or something
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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tobylikespenis said:
that story is really cool

anyone in this thread who talks about doing anything with that chick is awesome and needs to be in my crew

you should call Tiger Woods or something
Interesting perspective
 

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Iceberg said:
Christ. Who above the age of 20 would want to date a 15 year old chick? And marry them? Holy s***.

They're 15...so, beyond having a nice body...which could turn into an average (or bad) body when they're 5-10 years older, what is there to be attracted to? I enjoy conversation with smart women of my own age. I enjoy sexual experience/confidence from a woman my own age.

Just don't see the point in dating a 15 year old.
15 yr olds in brazil are very different than the u.s.
 

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Mistic said:
15 yr olds in brazil are very different than the u.s.
I suppose the 10 and 12 year olds are too. Is there any cutoff point? Or, as long as their boobs are starting to grow, they're open game?
 

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You guys are HILARIOUS.

THIS IS NOT IN BRAZIL !!!! Why the hell is Brazil even in the equation? And Mistic is bullshyting you guys. Why feed his sarcasm?
Why dot you look below your name Einstein. Your location says Copacabana, and every other field is about brazil. duh
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Iceberg said:
I suppose the 10 and 12 year olds are too. Is there any cutoff point? Or, as long as their boobs are starting to grow, they're open game?
Actually the cut off is around 8 and a half or so. :rolleyes:
 

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Mistic said:
Why dot you look below your name Einstein. Your location says Copacabana, and every other field is about brazil. duh
Why are you even posting dude? You made a joke and nobody laughed, yet you're still talking about how much of a piece of sh!t (kiddy fiddler) you're?

So because it says " ...Copacabana Beach playing Bvtt Samba w/ Brazilian Babes " means I'm from there? What if I put " ..Planet Saturn bvtt pirating Mistic's Mom " ?

Go away.
 
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What kind of social programming have most of you had? It is really sad to see so much shaming going on in regards to LEGALLY having sex with a 15 year old hottie in Brazil (in Brazil, it is legal, no jail, no arrest, no complaints!)

It is funny how ignorant some of you "goodie-goodie" guys are to think that young girls are not sexual, horny, and ready to go! This is probably why some of you end up with little to no sex experience well into your teens and late 20's. If you only saw how much these girls talk about sex, how much they have sex, and how much they love sex, you'd start to agree with Mistic a little more, instead of ridiculing him (even though he is obviously successful with women).

Did you people miss the boat that the ONLY REASON that most guys over 18 in the United States stay away from girls under 18 (or under 16).....the ONLY REASON, is fear of getting arrested and put in jail. Get the hell out of here with your moralistic nerdy attitudes about how "gross" a hot 15 year old would be for a guy who is in his late teens or early 20's - you guys are clueless, and your lack of overall sexual experience shows it!
 
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Capodeciña said:
Why are you even posting dude? You made a joke and nobody laughed, yet you're still talking about how much of a piece of sh!t (kiddy fiddler) you're?

So because it says " ...Copacabana Beach playing Bvtt Samba w/ Brazilian Babes " means I'm from there? What if I put " ..Planet Saturn bvtt pirating Mistic's Mom " ?

Go away.

he made an incorrect assumption that you live in Brazil based on your profile, and he came here defending you, and all you are talking is talking back like a 15 year old spoiled daddy's girl......how bout you act like a man of reason, and thank Mistic for defending you, and calmly explain that what you wrote in your profile is a joke.......did you ever think of doing that?
 

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Rescue Mission said:
What kind of social programming have most of you had? It is really sad to see so much shaming going on in regards to LEGALLY having sex with a 15 year old hottie in Brazil (in Brazil, it is legal, no jail, no arrest, no complaints!)
It's legal to marry your farm animals in certain U.S. states.


It is funny how ignorant some of you "goodie-goodie" guys are to think that young girls are not sexual, horny, and ready to go! This is probably why some of you end up with little to no sex experience well into your teens and late 20's.
Oh, is that why? Because looking at it logically, if I were still in my teens, I probably wouldn't be disgusted at the notion of having sex with other teens.

Did you people miss the boat that the ONLY REASON that most guys over 18 in the United States stay away from girls under 18 (or under 16).....the ONLY REASON, is fear of getting arrested and put in jail.
My reason is: even if the relationship is as meaningless as a f*** buddy, you have to be able to tolerate being around the person.

I have zero in common with teenagers. I don't want to hear them talk. I don't care about their opinions on politics. Music. Life. Travel. So, if that's the case, then why not bump it up to a college chick? And honestly, I can barely tolerate them either. Even if the arrangement were as simple as "Let's get a slice of pizza and then f***." I'm thinking, "Really? I gotta sit here and socialize with this teenage idiot while I'm trying to enjoy my pizza?"

So, no...legal issues aren't at the top of my mind. It's more about me not being able to relate to a chick who's barely a year into high school.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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