WARNING: I got stitched up w/ a 15 yr OLD off Facebook!!!

[Rescue Mission]

It's legal to marry your farm animals in certain U.S. states.




Oh, is that why? Because looking at it logically, if I were still in my teens, I probably wouldn't be disgusted at the notion of having sex with other teens.



My reason is: even if the relationship is as meaningless as a f*** buddy, you have to be able to tolerate being around the person.

I have zero in common with teenagers. I don't want to hear them talk. I don't care about their opinions on politics. Music. Life. Travel. So, if that's the case, then why not bump it up to a college chick? And honestly, I can barely tolerate them either. Even if the arrangement were as simple as "Let's get a slice of pizza and then f***." I'm thinking, "Really? I gotta sit here and socialize with this teenage idiot while I'm trying to enjoy my pizza?"

So, no...legal issues aren't at the top of my mind. It's more about me not being able to relate to a chick who's barely a year into high school.

1) The difference between marrying a farm animal legally, and fvcking a 15 year old hottie legally, is that most men out there wanna do the latter, but a tiny % would do the animal marrying thing.

2) You are 29. My prior statements in this thread do not really relate to you, they are more for the guys who are 18-22 ish who I have seen time and time again say how hooking up with hot girls that are a tiny bit underage are disgusting and off limits and completely immoral and messed up. I agree with you that at 29, a sexy 18 year old or hell even a sexy 25 year old are obviously hotter in your eyes than a 15 year old. However, that hot 25 year old is a huge feminist pain in the azz to try to game, while the 18 year old still has a head on her shoulder that was not influenced with misandrist feminist-minded man-shaming gold-digging ideas.

3) A fvck-buddy relationship usually means that you don't really have to put up with "being around" that girl. To me, what fvck buddy has always meant in my life, is a girl who comes over, we drink for a few hours and watch a movie, then we fvck a few times, she may or may not sleep over, and I send her azz home in the morning. In the middle of it all, the only kind of convo that goes on is sexual innuendo, me making fun of things and her laughing at it, and me making fun of the chumps of america (to which the girl usually laughs at and agrees with whole-heartedly).....and it has not mattered how old the girl was.

ONCE, i did try to talk to a 23 year old woman about the idea of radical liberalism ruining this country, and I soon lost her as a fvck buddy after that lol

 

[starplayer]

It's legal to marry your farm animals in certain U.S. states

Well at least I learned something new today.

Maybe the OP can tell us whether this is legal in Brazil too.

 

[n00bPimp]

Hey copa are you in the USA?

 

[BigJimbo]

Like any guy who is from Brazil would be posting on this forum! You boys are really gullible.

http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20109977,00.html
The only real American playboy EVER. He married a 17 year old virgin from Brazil as a 50-something. No big deal. They are still married with kids.

He just wrote a book...
http://www.sortimentos.com/mg/belo_horizonte_moda_john_casablancas.jpg

Even French Canadians would be laughing at you Americans. You guys need to use your passports and travel before you judge other cultures. Seems to me that America has an over 50% divorce rate.

 

[Mistic]

@ Rescue - At least someone around here has a clue.

@ Copa guy. Brazil is a real place, whereas Mars or whatever you said is not. Is it that hard to understand

@ All the moralists, etc. If 15 year olds weren't meant to have sex, they wouldn't be menstruating. Do you realize that adolescents and children are the last group to be discriminated against and assumed to be too stupid to make decisions.

At one point blacks and women were "too stupid" to vote." It was illegal to have sex with a black person. This is the kind of ignorance many of you are still living in.

Here's another clue. Young girls are attracted to older guys, whether it is a couple years older, or a couple decades older. It is natural and completely normal, in a normal society that is.

Say you have a 16 year old daughter, and she is becoming sexually active. Wouldn't your biggest concern for her be that she is with a responsible person, who will use a condom, treat her with respect and not get her into bad situations? Whether the guy is 15 or 30, does age matter as long as he is a cool guy?

If I had a daughter I would much rather her be with a mature guy, whatever his age. I certainly wouldn't want her dating some looser that spends his life on a dating advice forum, learning how to manipulate her rather than learning how to use his d!ck correctly. :crackup:

Now run along and find a cougar who is awaiting to teach you how to fvck right. :trouble:

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

If I had a daughter I would much rather her be with a mature guy, whatever his age. I certainly wouldn't want her dating some looser that spends his life on a dating advice forum, learning how to manipulate her rather than learning how to use his d!ck correctly. :crackup:

Now run along and find a cougar who is awaiting to teach you how to fvck right. :trouble:

Funny thing about you is, in every other post you're criticizing this forum. But you have almost 300 posts in it. Some of them, long, continuous paragraphs like this one.

 

[Mistic]

Funny thing about you is, in every other post you're criticizing this forum. But you have almost 300 posts in it. Some of them, long, continuous paragraphs like this one.

Hey Panties, I like making up nicknames, nothin personal.

Obviously you might be the type who lives at SoSuave. Is 300 hundred posts a lot considering my join date. Why dont you do some forum research and find out how often I actually post. I check in here every few months to find mostly the same nonsense.

While you guys are kbj-ing away. I am actually getting real pvssy. Cant score when you're sitting on the side lines. That what this place is, the side lines. The bench. An intellectual dumping ground of mostly theories and lame speculation. Of course there are some bros here who know what's up.

I'll be gone soon and you can feel secure in your afc land unruffled. Peace

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Hey Panties, I like making up nicknames, nothin personal.

Obviously you might be the type who lives at SoSuave. Is 300 hundred posts a lot considering my join date. Why dont you do some forum research and find out how often I actually post. I check in here every few months to find mostly the same nonsense.

While you guys are kbj-ing away. I am actually getting real pvssy. Cant score when you're sitting on the side lines. That what this place is, the side lines. The bench. An intellectual dumping ground of mostly theories and lame speculation. Of course there are some bros here who know what's up.

I'll be gone soon and you can feel secure in your afc land unruffled. Peace

Getting real pvussy these days because you're not on sosuave, eh? Well you seemed to be happier in 2008 when you were posting 10x per day. Even trying to help people by posting little gems like this.

I know the ingredients that led me to "arrive." I endured my own "inner game boot camp," and I can look back and see what led to my accelerated development. Although my personal path was appropriate for only me, I would like to see others share in the same joy and freedom to play with women that comes with a solid core. Perhaps we can co-create a recipe for developing real inner game.

A Zen recipe for artists may be a helpful incite. Zen believes that to be a true genuine artist, you must spend years studying and learning the fundamentals of drawing and painting.

Next you spend years forgetting the fundamentals, at which time you dont draw or paint ever.

During this time, the fundamentals get ingrained into your entire being. When you no longer consciously rely and your precise hand, or mastery of color, it becomes a natural, internal quality.

Only then can you return to create master works.

But...haha...let me start getting "real pvssy" like you, so I can come onto chat boards and tell everyone how lame they are for being on the same chat board that I'm currently complaining about them being on....

Oh and look at this post from 2008...Back then you weren't criticizing others for posting here. You were riding their D's and getting to know them. Look how cool you were...and look at all those cute smilies.

Wow, that's the longest reply I have ever seen from you. Does this have something to do with the 10 post rule? :crackup: This many words would normally be divided into about 50 of your usual 1 - 2 word replies.

 

[Mistic]

Getting real pvussy these days because you're not on sosuave, eh? Well you seemed to be happier in 2008 when you were posting 10x per day. Even trying to help people by posting little gems like this.





But...haha...let me start getting "real pvssy" like you, so I can come onto chat boards and tell everyone how lame they are for being on the same chat board that I'm currently complaining about them being on....

Oh and look at this post from 2008...Back then you weren't criticizing others for posting here. You were riding their D's and getting to know them. Look how cool you were...and look at all those cute smilies.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Are you serious guy?

The fact that you would even bother researching my old threads is sooooo lame. You really do need to get out more.

Look man, all I am sayin is that spending time on forums in general is a waste of time, and an addiction. Yeah, drop in now and then, say what's up, then go have a life. But I am sure you are all ready to unleash your next move. If you are going to diss me, be really funny about it, so at least everyone can have a good laugh.

 

[falconslax89]

jesus, you need to both shut up. i would have to take mistics side though. dont live on sosuave, i usually check it every few days but its usually while im sitting at home watching the game waiting for some girl to come over(like right now) or when i would just be doing nothing anyway.

 

[Capodeciña]

he made an incorrect assumption that you live in Brazil based on your profile, and he came here defending you, and all you are talking is talking back like a 15 year old spoiled daddy's girl......how bout you act like a man of reason, and thank Mistic for defending you, and calmly explain that what you wrote in your profile is a joke.......did you ever think of doing that?

Defending me? Man, what the fvck are you talking about? defending me from what? Nobody was being antagonistic.

You make some silly statements, always talking shyt with a glass jaw about how to bag chicks and everyone should stop posting here, aren't you somebody from Player Supreme's banned camp?

With different aliases? I'm the one who is acting like a 15 yr old girl, so why am I not crying about 2,000 years later MTV programmes and why men need stand up and boycott it? let it go.

AND for the love of god, who on earth gave you those rep points?

 

[Evzone]

I entered. Screaming kids, thumping away at my thighs. Worst part of it, her MOTHER was probably one of the most revolting people I have ever met in my entire life. She sits there heavily home-made tattooed and lets her children smoke tobacco roll-ups with her, swears infront of them and I even think has SEX w/ her daughter's boyfriends.

So, all I could think of is how I'm gettin back in ONE PIECE. The 12 yr old looking friend who is actually 14! was talking about her abortion! and how she was bleeding when some guy rammed a table into her at college. She kept hinting at me, rubbing my chest and saying "Can I see you're buldging biceps .." and just throbing herself at me.

Yeah...I think I would have just left.

This is why I don't seek to meet people on Facebook. I just use it as a Rolodex for my friends (meaning real friends, not "friend request" friends), since I have no idea if the girl I am meeting is really her, or some depraved 50-year old gay dude or something...seriously there are psychos out there man

 

[iliketennis]

what you guys are neglecting to address is the fact that this isn't any 15 yr old girl.. this is one that is clearly ****ed up and living in a ****ed up environment

 

[Proselytiser]

Why are you even posting dude? You made a joke and nobody laughed, yet you're still talking about how much of a piece of sh!t (kiddy fiddler) you're?

That's funny man, because I just repped him for it. On the other hand, why are you still posting here? I'm still waiting for you to make a post that isn't stupid

We aren't the ones falling hook-line-and-sinker for abused 15 year old girls over the internet. Remember that kid

 

[Capodeciña]

That's funny man, because I just repped him for it. On the other hand, why are you still posting here? I'm still waiting for you to make a post that isn't stupid

We aren't the ones falling hook-line-and-sinker for abused 15 year old girls over the internet. Remember that kid

It's all very clear now, ofcourse, yes. you would agree with a kiddy fiddler who agrees that railing a 15 year old is the in-thing. If I had of posted, given that the girl was not screwloose and I fvcked her, people would be crying for blood.

But it's most certainly clear why you agree with douches like Mistic. I dunno dude, you reckon if i was in Aussieland, online, on Facebook, hook-line-and sinker, it could've been you're Sister? Because dude, she is a slvt for a sister isn't she?

I'd be more concerned to rest my neck and worry about my sister and reggie the aligator if I where you, you crikey keyboard sloth. Keep spreading you're delusional reps around, like I give a rats a/ss and just make sure it isn't you're sister I'm gaming online.

 

[Proselytiser]

It's all very clear now, ofcourse, yes. you would agree with a kiddy fiddler who agrees that railing a 15 year old is the in-thing. If I had of posted, given that the girl was not screwloose and I fvcked her, people would be crying for blood.

But it's most certainly clear why you agree with douches like Mistic. I dunno dude, you reckon if i was in Aussieland, online, on Facebook, hook-line-and sinker, it could've been you're Sister? Because dude, she is a slvt for a sister isn't she?

I'd be more concerned to rest my neck and worry about my sister and reggie the aligator if I where you, you crikey keyboard sloth. Keep spreading you're delusional reps around, like I give a rats a/ss and just make sure it isn't you're sister I'm gaming online.

I pointed out one thing he said that was funny - doesn't equate to me agreeing with any other point that he made - which I will just not comment on - because it's irrelevant.

It's nice that you're invested enough in this to dig up old threads I made, but I still don't see the relevance.

And no, you can't game my sister online, because normal people don't use social networking for hookups unless for some retarded reason they want to **** a socially inept backward Brazillian dude who is easy to con with words alone if you're 14+.

Just shut up and stick to lurking, at the very least until you can equate 'arguing' with something other than 'bickering like a high school kid' or like the 15 year old who pulled the wool over your eyes.

BTW, if you are the age you say you are, ignore my comments, cos I don't think belittling you on the internet is going to do much good for your already crippled mental state.

 

[Capodeciña]

To reggie the aligator ^

If you had read the original thread, you would've found that I am not a Brazilian nor do I live in Brazil. Instead, with keyboard Jocks like you, you provoke flame wars, tell me, before you bump you're gums, why did you actually make a comment in my thread? to Captain-save-a-ho/e like Mistic? before you grab you're nuts and flame, READ. So whose actually being conned?

When Me and the boys eventually make it to Aussieland, we're going to open beer bottles on you're sister. You said you didn't know how to break it to your parents that she was a Hoe. WTF!? Do you really think my sister, at 16, could be drinking, getting railed and I know about it, inthe household INCLUDING my friends knowing this? You gummy bear! You?, belittle me? GTFO! lol.

I'm not on the substitution bench like you, atleast here is a thread where I was out, on a mission, IF YOU DID NOT READ, this 15 year old resembles a Hot 23 year old Woman. I got stitched up, I have no shame or regrets about it. So normal people don't use social networking sites for hookups? So you're basically talking about anybody and everybody outside of SOSUAVE or any other Pickup websites, what a Class-A-Chode.

Heck, what are you doing posting all the way in Melbourne anyway. Go and play Cricket or concentrate about being an Uncle sometime soon. How does one let there little sister fornicate with the entire Kangaroo pack and not do anything about it, powerless in his own household?

 

[Rescue Mission]

It's all very clear now, ofcourse, yes. you would agree with a kiddy fiddler who agrees that railing a 15 year old is the in-thing.

You see this everyone? Pay careful attention to the bold part!

THIS is exactly the typical chump-azzed shaming techniques that losers who get no play from girls use. To call someone a kiddy-fiddler if they ever decide to hook up with a 15 year old hot chick, ever so loosely using the "kiddy fiddler" phrase, forgetting that an actual KIDDY FIDDLER applies more to pretty much a 5 year old or something.

Now see, an undeveloped girl, that would be just SICK, pedophilic, kiddy fiddler, YES AGREED.......but this pvssy over here is throwing out these shaming terms just to make himself feel better about his lack of success!

If 15 is legal, and the chick has boobs, nice azz, nice legs, nice body.....then she ain't no kid, ya moron

 

[Ken785]

Did you at least fvck her? I would have...

also,pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Proselytiser]

If you had read the original thread, you would've found that I am not a Brazilian nor do I live in Brazil. Instead, with keyboard Jocks like you, you provoke flame wars, tell me, before you bump you're gums, why did you actually make a comment in my thread? to Captain-save-a-ho/e like Mistic? before you grab you're nuts and flame, READ. So whose actually being conned?

No clue man, because I said about Mistic 'he's funny' and told you to be quiet. I know I'm not being 'conned'

When Me and the boys eventually make it to Aussieland, we're going to open beer bottles on you're sister. You said you didn't know how to break it to your parents that she was a Hoe. WTF!? Do you really think my sister, at 16, could be drinking, getting railed and I know about it, inthe household INCLUDING my friends knowing this? You gummy bear! You?, belittle me? GTFO! lol.

She drank once in the household - got railed never in the household, and my friends knew this the instant i did. Still not seeing your point - maybe you should reread the thread you exhumed this time without trying to twist what's written to your advantage (though it isn't to your advantage - this is totally irrelevant).

I'm not on the substitution bench like you, atleast here is a thread where I was out, on a mission, IF YOU DID NOT READ, this 15 year old resembles a Hot 23 year old Woman. I got stitched up, I have no shame or regrets about it. So normal people don't use social networking sites for hookups? So you're basically talking about anybody and everybody outside of SOSUAVE or any other Pickup websites, what a Class-A-Chode.

I've never used social networking sites for pickup. I was surprised to come here and find that people did this

Heck, what are you doing posting all the way in Melbourne anyway. Go and play Cricket or concentrate about being an Uncle sometime soon. How does one let there little sister fornicate with the entire Kangaroo pack and not do anything about it, powerless in his own household?

Well first - it isn't my household. Second - what do you think I do, march to some kids house and break his door down because I saw my sister there? Is that how you would react?


Now I feel like after an argument with an ex-girlfriend where she starts talking about something totally different throws in a bunch of shaming and before I know it I don't know what the hell we were actually talking about in the first place.

Oh that's right - I said that a joke was funny. Didn't think a supposedly grown man would lose his cool so easily. Is that why you cruise for 15 yros?