"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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WARNING: I got stitched up w/ a 15 yr OLD off Facebook!!!

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Instead of a 10 post rule there should be a 10 stupid threads rule. Capo is out.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Not replying to the SoSuave Keyboard Jocks & Muscleheads. You can spit feathers as much as you want, because honestly I have no fvcking clue what you're wasting letters on a screen about. Obviously, Mistic or the same person - Rescue Mission do not have sibling sisters or siblings for that matter, for you to say you will smile and shake hands w/ a 30 year old loser who is dating you're 15 yr old sister. lol.

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Is that your little sister. Id fvck the sh!t out of her, and all her friends. Hook a playa up.
 

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Mistic said:
Is that your little sister. Id fvck the sh!t out of her, and all her friends. Hook a playa up.
Unfortunately it's not.

But if you post YOUR pic up , hopefully I can get a few minors who will be excited to sought after you based off you're photos Gary Glitter.

Premature pvssy is always a target for guys who suffer with PE. I feel you bro.

In you're next comment, make sure you have a valid photo, location, facebook or profile of some sort, some form of proper contact to get your hook up or forever shut your sh!t up.
 

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Unfortunately it's not. My sister isn't that hot, but you can still fvck her.

But if you post YOUR pic up , hopefully I can get a few boners. I will be excited to sought after you based off you're photos Gary Glitter.

I'm a premature pvssy, and I always target guys who suffer with PE. I wanna feel you bro.

In you're next comment, make sure you have a valid photo, location, facebook or profile of some sort, some form of proper contact to get your hook.:flowers:
:nono:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Character! Ha Ha, do I smell someone submitting?

You can fix words around to fail at jokes? FVCKING awesome.

Gets boring after a while, with the middle-school knicknaming users screenames and kiddy-fiddler epitaphs.

But while you're talking about fvcking unknown internet icons little sisters online, just make sure you're not shot backstage at one of you're tours, carry on with you're palava kid. ;)
 

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Capodeciña said:
Not replying to the SoSuave Keyboard Jocks & Muscleheads. You can spit feathers as much as you want, because honestly I have no fvcking clue what you're wasting letters on a screen about. Obviously, Mistic or the same person - Rescue Mission do not have sibling sisters or siblings for that matter, for you to say you will smile and shake hands w/ a 30 year old loser who is dating you're 15 yr old sister. lol.

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES6.jpg
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES2.jpg
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The chick in the first pic looks diff from the rest, but (if this is the chick that u were talkin bout in ur original post) I can DEFINITELY see how you got her confused with a 22 year old.

And just for the record, this whole story is yet another reason why I NEVER mess around with girls i've never met in real life before.
 

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If this is the girl from the story in the original post, I honestly expected her to be a lot hotter. Considering how much grief this guy gave another poster in the "looks don't matter" thread about some girl being "about a HB.5 or 6."
 

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Capodeciña said:
Not replying to the SoSuave Keyboard Jocks & Muscleheads. You can spit feathers as much as you want, because honestly I have no fvcking clue what you're wasting letters on a screen about. Obviously, Mistic or the same person - Rescue Mission do not have sibling sisters or siblings for that matter, for you to say you will smile and shake hands w/ a 30 year old loser who is dating you're 15 yr old sister. lol.

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES6.jpg
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae118/GNRGUNZNROSES/JES2.jpg
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OMG!! Is THIS her???? *FAP *FAP *FAP.

15 or not, if i were in your situation, babygirl would have had something real nasty done to her... :rock:
 

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Lmao wtf is "fap" supposed to be?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Brazilians rarely use facebook. Sorry, but most of the world is nothing like America. Just isn't. Orkut is the facebook for Brazil. There is an Orkut designed just for Brazilians.

Capodecina obviously has never ventured out of America. Funny to hear American boys comment on things. This thread makes me laugh at all the B.S. some of you throw out there.
 

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Thanks for clearing it all up BigDumbo, I mean D!ckBimbo, or JizRambo was it . . .

Just send us a friend recommendation for this girl already. We'll take it from here.
 

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Thanks for clearing it all up BigDumbo, I mean D!ckBimbo, or JizRambo was it . . .

Just send us a friend recommendation for this girl already. We'll take it from here.
Feel better? Sorry that you are stuck in America.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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dude im 21, and i wouldve railed the shít outta her...send me her facebook ill do it

EDIT: and to the person who said brazilians dont use facebook...thats probably stupid...i just got back from south america and theya ll love it down there
 
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