SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I wanna get laid with women but I am afraid if she could set me up by lodging a police report for rape, molest or something. Please advice....
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Wanna get laid but afraid of it~!
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Master Don Juan
Are you fcuking sick man?! You can't be serious about this...its either YOU ARE seriously thinking of fcuking newborns, or you've been a troll for 5-6 years now...
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's not an unreasnable concern.......just don't pick the psychos.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
bro, you been registered since 2001, you have no excuse, but this probaly is a troll post
Docs
Banned
I looked at recent posts, and it appears that you haven't taken any advice off this board for 5 years. This wealth of information, and you haven't applied it.
What are you doing with your life?
What are you doing with your life?
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
I second that. But this post sounds to silly to take seriously.MrS said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
You can usually tell when you meet someone if they are right in the head or not so if you are afraid to sleep with a chick that has issues, then don't date her to begin with.
If you are really paranoid you can also hide a recorder under your bed and if she complains about false rape then you have the evidance to show the cops, I bet it will sound like this:
SlyDonJuan: So are you saying you want to have sex with me??
Girl: Maybe....
SlyDonJuan: You have to say yes or no!
Girl: in that case Yes!!
SlyDonJuan: SHE SAID YES:
Girl: Who are you talking to??
SlyDonJuan: Never mind lets kiss mmmmmmmm
Girl: MMMMMMM
(20 seconds pass by with only the sound of bed squeeking)
SlyDonJuan: opps I came, I am done.... sorry!
Girl: THAT"s IT????
STOP TAPE NOW!!
If you are really paranoid you can also hide a recorder under your bed and if she complains about false rape then you have the evidance to show the cops, I bet it will sound like this:
SlyDonJuan: So are you saying you want to have sex with me??
Girl: Maybe....
SlyDonJuan: You have to say yes or no!
Girl: in that case Yes!!
SlyDonJuan: SHE SAID YES:
Girl: Who are you talking to??
SlyDonJuan: Never mind lets kiss mmmmmmmm
Girl: MMMMMMM
(20 seconds pass by with only the sound of bed squeeking)
SlyDonJuan: opps I came, I am done.... sorry!
Girl: THAT"s IT????
STOP TAPE NOW!!
Luke Skywalker
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Get a contract signed and have some email paper trail or something.
Contact a Defence Attorney to be sure and talk to him or her about false charges and what options you have - and see if other guys know about this girl or see if she says something that would insinuate she went through the legal process. She risks her reputation for other guys if she does this and guys will avoid her like a plauge if word gets out that she's has a vendetta to commit perjury with guys.
Better yet, get married before having sex, after all, your wife wont be able to file a false rape charge.
Contact a Defence Attorney to be sure and talk to him or her about false charges and what options you have - and see if other guys know about this girl or see if she says something that would insinuate she went through the legal process. She risks her reputation for other guys if she does this and guys will avoid her like a plauge if word gets out that she's has a vendetta to commit perjury with guys.
Better yet, get married before having sex, after all, your wife wont be able to file a false rape charge.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Or you could always use the Dave chappelle technique of signing a waiver... and if it's bad the non-disclosure agreement.
As for original poster, the troll should be banned.
As for original poster, the troll should be banned.
SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I am serious here
Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
yeah i hear you. honestly, the tape **** goes right out the window because all she has to say is "umm but i didn't want to do it right after that cut off"
besides her signing something ON TAPE while somehow proving she isn't forced to or drunk or high with witnesses there, there is nothing you can really do.
When you go out with her, have some of your friends around or something so they can vouch that two of you were getting along great. Honestly I don't think there is any bulletproof method man.
besides her signing something ON TAPE while somehow proving she isn't forced to or drunk or high with witnesses there, there is nothing you can really do.
When you go out with her, have some of your friends around or something so they can vouch that two of you were getting along great. Honestly I don't think there is any bulletproof method man.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
I see what you are saying. I saw liar liar and that chick set the dude up good. Anyway I worry about that too. I see a lot of chicks that are thick and have breast and @sses. I look at them then I find out they are only like 12 or 14. To top this off some of them are more mature then me (I said mature not smarter). My advice is to say "hey can i see your ID". If no ID don't screw.
SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I am targeting 25+
Get it? I was also wondering if u ppl have ever thought of this matter before u get laid. I was kinda worried if galswould lodge a false police report claiming I had molested themand use false witnesses against me.
Get it? I was also wondering if u ppl have ever thought of this matter before u get laid. I was kinda worried if galswould lodge a false police report claiming I had molested themand use false witnesses against me.
Are U that famous for gals to use false witnesses against you? Well if she says NO then it's RAPE.... but well Malaysia is truely Asia! Don't put all your effort on this gal for it's only a fool that test the depth of rivers with both feet!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.