SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I wanna get laid with women but I am afraid if she could set me up by lodging a police report for rape, molest or something. Please advice....
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Wanna get laid but afraid of it~!
- Thread starter SlyDonJuan
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Are you fcuking sick man?! You can't be serious about this...its either YOU ARE seriously thinking of fcuking newborns, or you've been a troll for 5-6 years now...
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's not an unreasnable concern.......just don't pick the psychos.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
bro, you been registered since 2001, you have no excuse, but this probaly is a troll post
Docs
Banned
I looked at recent posts, and it appears that you haven't taken any advice off this board for 5 years. This wealth of information, and you haven't applied it.
What are you doing with your life?
What are you doing with your life?
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
I second that. But this post sounds to silly to take seriously.MrS said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
You can usually tell when you meet someone if they are right in the head or not so if you are afraid to sleep with a chick that has issues, then don't date her to begin with.
If you are really paranoid you can also hide a recorder under your bed and if she complains about false rape then you have the evidance to show the cops, I bet it will sound like this:
SlyDonJuan: So are you saying you want to have sex with me??
Girl: Maybe....
SlyDonJuan: You have to say yes or no!
Girl: in that case Yes!!
SlyDonJuan: SHE SAID YES:
Girl: Who are you talking to??
SlyDonJuan: Never mind lets kiss mmmmmmmm
Girl: MMMMMMM
(20 seconds pass by with only the sound of bed squeeking)
SlyDonJuan: opps I came, I am done.... sorry!
Girl: THAT"s IT????
STOP TAPE NOW!!
If you are really paranoid you can also hide a recorder under your bed and if she complains about false rape then you have the evidance to show the cops, I bet it will sound like this:
SlyDonJuan: So are you saying you want to have sex with me??
Girl: Maybe....
SlyDonJuan: You have to say yes or no!
Girl: in that case Yes!!
SlyDonJuan: SHE SAID YES:
Girl: Who are you talking to??
SlyDonJuan: Never mind lets kiss mmmmmmmm
Girl: MMMMMMM
(20 seconds pass by with only the sound of bed squeeking)
SlyDonJuan: opps I came, I am done.... sorry!
Girl: THAT"s IT????
STOP TAPE NOW!!
Luke Skywalker
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Get a contract signed and have some email paper trail or something.
Contact a Defence Attorney to be sure and talk to him or her about false charges and what options you have - and see if other guys know about this girl or see if she says something that would insinuate she went through the legal process. She risks her reputation for other guys if she does this and guys will avoid her like a plauge if word gets out that she's has a vendetta to commit perjury with guys.
Better yet, get married before having sex, after all, your wife wont be able to file a false rape charge.
Contact a Defence Attorney to be sure and talk to him or her about false charges and what options you have - and see if other guys know about this girl or see if she says something that would insinuate she went through the legal process. She risks her reputation for other guys if she does this and guys will avoid her like a plauge if word gets out that she's has a vendetta to commit perjury with guys.
Better yet, get married before having sex, after all, your wife wont be able to file a false rape charge.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Or you could always use the Dave chappelle technique of signing a waiver... and if it's bad the non-disclosure agreement.
As for original poster, the troll should be banned.
As for original poster, the troll should be banned.
SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I am serious here
Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
yeah i hear you. honestly, the tape **** goes right out the window because all she has to say is "umm but i didn't want to do it right after that cut off"
besides her signing something ON TAPE while somehow proving she isn't forced to or drunk or high with witnesses there, there is nothing you can really do.
When you go out with her, have some of your friends around or something so they can vouch that two of you were getting along great. Honestly I don't think there is any bulletproof method man.
besides her signing something ON TAPE while somehow proving she isn't forced to or drunk or high with witnesses there, there is nothing you can really do.
When you go out with her, have some of your friends around or something so they can vouch that two of you were getting along great. Honestly I don't think there is any bulletproof method man.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
I see what you are saying. I saw liar liar and that chick set the dude up good. Anyway I worry about that too. I see a lot of chicks that are thick and have breast and @sses. I look at them then I find out they are only like 12 or 14. To top this off some of them are more mature then me (I said mature not smarter). My advice is to say "hey can i see your ID". If no ID don't screw.
SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I am targeting 25+
Get it? I was also wondering if u ppl have ever thought of this matter before u get laid. I was kinda worried if galswould lodge a false police report claiming I had molested themand use false witnesses against me.
Get it? I was also wondering if u ppl have ever thought of this matter before u get laid. I was kinda worried if galswould lodge a false police report claiming I had molested themand use false witnesses against me.
Are U that famous for gals to use false witnesses against you? Well if she says NO then it's RAPE.... but well Malaysia is truely Asia! Don't put all your effort on this gal for it's only a fool that test the depth of rivers with both feet!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.