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SlyDonJuan

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I wanna get laid with women but I am afraid if she could set me up by lodging a police report for rape, molest or something. Please advice....
 

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OMG.. dont tell me this girl is a CHILD?!?!! MOTHER FUKER U NEED TO KILL URSELF.
 
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MrS

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You've been here 5.5 years and you're up to here?
Shoot yourself in the ass, man.
 

Rebound Material

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Are you fcuking sick man?! You can't be serious about this...its either YOU ARE seriously thinking of fcuking newborns, or you've been a troll for 5-6 years now...
 

LA_Chico

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bro, you been registered since 2001, you have no excuse, but this probaly is a troll post
 

Docs

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I looked at recent posts, and it appears that you haven't taken any advice off this board for 5 years. This wealth of information, and you haven't applied it.

What are you doing with your life?
 

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ouch harsh... but true. i've been on here for a few weeks and its already improving my life.
 

BlackJackal

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MrS said:
You've been here 5.5 years and you're up to here?
Shoot yourself in the ass, man.
I second that. But this post sounds to silly to take seriously.
 

DJDamage

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You can usually tell when you meet someone if they are right in the head or not so if you are afraid to sleep with a chick that has issues, then don't date her to begin with.

If you are really paranoid you can also hide a recorder under your bed and if she complains about false rape then you have the evidance to show the cops, I bet it will sound like this:

SlyDonJuan: So are you saying you want to have sex with me??

Girl: Maybe....

SlyDonJuan: You have to say yes or no!

Girl: in that case Yes!!

SlyDonJuan: SHE SAID YES:

Girl: Who are you talking to??

SlyDonJuan: Never mind lets kiss mmmmmmmm

Girl: MMMMMMM

(20 seconds pass by with only the sound of bed squeeking)

SlyDonJuan: opps I came, I am done.... sorry!

Girl: THAT"s IT????

STOP TAPE NOW!!
 
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Get a contract signed and have some email paper trail or something.

Contact a Defence Attorney to be sure and talk to him or her about false charges and what options you have - and see if other guys know about this girl or see if she says something that would insinuate she went through the legal process. She risks her reputation for other guys if she does this and guys will avoid her like a plauge if word gets out that she's has a vendetta to commit perjury with guys.

Better yet, get married before having sex, after all, your wife wont be able to file a false rape charge.
 

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Or you could always use the Dave chappelle technique of signing a waiver... and if it's bad the non-disclosure agreement.

As for original poster, the troll should be banned.
 

SlyDonJuan

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I am serious here

Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
 

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yeah i hear you. honestly, the tape **** goes right out the window because all she has to say is "umm but i didn't want to do it right after that cut off"

besides her signing something ON TAPE while somehow proving she isn't forced to or drunk or high with witnesses there, there is nothing you can really do.


When you go out with her, have some of your friends around or something so they can vouch that two of you were getting along great. Honestly I don't think there is any bulletproof method man.
 

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SlyDonJuan said:
Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
How old are you? What is your target's age?
 

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I see what you are saying. I saw liar liar and that chick set the dude up good. Anyway I worry about that too. I see a lot of chicks that are thick and have breast and @sses. I look at them then I find out they are only like 12 or 14. To top this off some of them are more mature then me (I said mature not smarter). My advice is to say "hey can i see your ID". If no ID don't screw.
 

SlyDonJuan

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I am targeting 25+

Get it? I was also wondering if u ppl have ever thought of this matter before u get laid. I was kinda worried if galswould lodge a false police report claiming I had molested themand use false witnesses against me.
 

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Are U that famous for gals to use false witnesses against you? Well if she says NO then it's RAPE.... but well Malaysia is truely Asia! Don't put all your effort on this gal for it's only a fool that test the depth of rivers with both feet!
 
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