SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I wanna get laid with women but I am afraid if she could set me up by lodging a police report for rape, molest or something. Please advice....
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Wanna get laid but afraid of it~!
- Thread starter SlyDonJuan
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
Are you fcuking sick man?! You can't be serious about this...its either YOU ARE seriously thinking of fcuking newborns, or you've been a troll for 5-6 years now...
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's not an unreasnable concern.......just don't pick the psychos.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
bro, you been registered since 2001, you have no excuse, but this probaly is a troll post
Docs
Banned
I looked at recent posts, and it appears that you haven't taken any advice off this board for 5 years. This wealth of information, and you haven't applied it.
What are you doing with your life?
What are you doing with your life?
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
I second that. But this post sounds to silly to take seriously.MrS said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You can usually tell when you meet someone if they are right in the head or not so if you are afraid to sleep with a chick that has issues, then don't date her to begin with.
If you are really paranoid you can also hide a recorder under your bed and if she complains about false rape then you have the evidance to show the cops, I bet it will sound like this:
SlyDonJuan: So are you saying you want to have sex with me??
Girl: Maybe....
SlyDonJuan: You have to say yes or no!
Girl: in that case Yes!!
SlyDonJuan: SHE SAID YES:
Girl: Who are you talking to??
SlyDonJuan: Never mind lets kiss mmmmmmmm
Girl: MMMMMMM
(20 seconds pass by with only the sound of bed squeeking)
SlyDonJuan: opps I came, I am done.... sorry!
Girl: THAT"s IT????
STOP TAPE NOW!!
If you are really paranoid you can also hide a recorder under your bed and if she complains about false rape then you have the evidance to show the cops, I bet it will sound like this:
SlyDonJuan: So are you saying you want to have sex with me??
Girl: Maybe....
SlyDonJuan: You have to say yes or no!
Girl: in that case Yes!!
SlyDonJuan: SHE SAID YES:
Girl: Who are you talking to??
SlyDonJuan: Never mind lets kiss mmmmmmmm
Girl: MMMMMMM
(20 seconds pass by with only the sound of bed squeeking)
SlyDonJuan: opps I came, I am done.... sorry!
Girl: THAT"s IT????
STOP TAPE NOW!!
Luke Skywalker
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Get a contract signed and have some email paper trail or something.
Contact a Defence Attorney to be sure and talk to him or her about false charges and what options you have - and see if other guys know about this girl or see if she says something that would insinuate she went through the legal process. She risks her reputation for other guys if she does this and guys will avoid her like a plauge if word gets out that she's has a vendetta to commit perjury with guys.
Better yet, get married before having sex, after all, your wife wont be able to file a false rape charge.
Contact a Defence Attorney to be sure and talk to him or her about false charges and what options you have - and see if other guys know about this girl or see if she says something that would insinuate she went through the legal process. She risks her reputation for other guys if she does this and guys will avoid her like a plauge if word gets out that she's has a vendetta to commit perjury with guys.
Better yet, get married before having sex, after all, your wife wont be able to file a false rape charge.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Or you could always use the Dave chappelle technique of signing a waiver... and if it's bad the non-disclosure agreement.
As for original poster, the troll should be banned.
As for original poster, the troll should be banned.
SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I am serious here
Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
Because let us assume, if both of us are in the room and after getting laid with her, she lodge a police report claiming that I molested her or worst case rape her. That's the reason I am afraid of getting laid.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
yeah i hear you. honestly, the tape **** goes right out the window because all she has to say is "umm but i didn't want to do it right after that cut off"
besides her signing something ON TAPE while somehow proving she isn't forced to or drunk or high with witnesses there, there is nothing you can really do.
When you go out with her, have some of your friends around or something so they can vouch that two of you were getting along great. Honestly I don't think there is any bulletproof method man.
besides her signing something ON TAPE while somehow proving she isn't forced to or drunk or high with witnesses there, there is nothing you can really do.
When you go out with her, have some of your friends around or something so they can vouch that two of you were getting along great. Honestly I don't think there is any bulletproof method man.
Chosen1
Master Don Juan
I see what you are saying. I saw liar liar and that chick set the dude up good. Anyway I worry about that too. I see a lot of chicks that are thick and have breast and @sses. I look at them then I find out they are only like 12 or 14. To top this off some of them are more mature then me (I said mature not smarter). My advice is to say "hey can i see your ID". If no ID don't screw.
SlyDonJuan
Don Juan
I am targeting 25+
Get it? I was also wondering if u ppl have ever thought of this matter before u get laid. I was kinda worried if galswould lodge a false police report claiming I had molested themand use false witnesses against me.
Get it? I was also wondering if u ppl have ever thought of this matter before u get laid. I was kinda worried if galswould lodge a false police report claiming I had molested themand use false witnesses against me.
Are U that famous for gals to use false witnesses against you? Well if she says NO then it's RAPE.... but well Malaysia is truely Asia! Don't put all your effort on this gal for it's only a fool that test the depth of rivers with both feet!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.