"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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im currently waiting tables at a local resturaunt but business is ****ty these days. anyone got some ideas on how to make some more paper
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Man, you have to be the best waiter you can be. I did that job and I loved it. I worked with a bunch of women, not only did I bang half of them, but they were all saying they could make more money than me because they could sex it up. So I busted my ass and eventually made more money than any of them, and it was just from doing a good job. That makes you enjoy the work too.
 
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Get a race change, become Asian and rent yourself out as a male asian prostitute. You're bound to get tons of money, esp. if you have a large penis.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SandHawk said:
Get a race change, become Asian and rent yourself out as a male asian prostitute. You're bound to get tons of money, esp. if you have a large penis.
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Definitely the most random post of the week.
 
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