"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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waiting tables suxx

Mrchunglee

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im currently waiting tables at a local resturaunt but business is ****ty these days. anyone got some ideas on how to make some more paper
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Galactus

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Man, you have to be the best waiter you can be. I did that job and I loved it. I worked with a bunch of women, not only did I bang half of them, but they were all saying they could make more money than me because they could sex it up. So I busted my ass and eventually made more money than any of them, and it was just from doing a good job. That makes you enjoy the work too.
 

SandHawk

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Get a race change, become Asian and rent yourself out as a male asian prostitute. You're bound to get tons of money, esp. if you have a large penis.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Just a Shot Away

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SandHawk said:
Get a race change, become Asian and rent yourself out as a male asian prostitute. You're bound to get tons of money, esp. if you have a large penis.
Definitely the most random post of the week.
 
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