Canadianpimpology
Senior Don Juan
Bad case of PMS guys...let her rot in the AFC world.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
*Sips coffee* Diddya get the memo? Greeeat. I'll just send you over another copy. Yeeah. *sips coffee*Originally posted by The Matrix: Reloaded
I don't know who told you that women were God's gift to men... but I didn't get that memo... sorry.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Well said. Don't let this ***** tell you otherwise, ANYONE.fragmentor said:donjuanita I KNOW how to get a girl. Taking your sort of advice in the past is what led me into becoming an AFC. Now I know better. The 'advice' your giving out isn't a help, it's a hindrance to every guy in here.
Umm.... NO! u mean like female president!? AHAHAHAHA :crackup:DonJuanita2 said:good tips you guys. hard as$ dudes like these Don Juan's tend to forget that there is more to the opposite sex than Fvcking.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
dont be rediculous. this thread probably has way more to offer than a whiney dreamx/viper thread.Zerotwoonenine said:All DJs in here, i think we have a problem here. I really think women should not be allowed on to our site(except lesbos) cause we are trying to improve our selves, i dont know the the fvck are they doing in our guys forum but i want to tell them to get out!!!
Calm down. Yelling out words like ***** **** **** **** monkey-balls isn't going to get your point across, especially if you are using them to insult people that have been on this "****ing forum" longer then you. And yes I do need a "****ing forum" to learn how to pick up women. I wasn't born with this knowledge. And no, all a girl wants isn't love. I learned that the hard way, but if I had started using this "****ing forum" sooner I wouldn't have had to go through that.donjuanita said:**** YOU, YOU ****ING BASTARD! Obviously, if you need a ****ing forum to find out how to get a girl, you have issues!!!!!!!! What "progress" are we hindering you from? The progress of getting no girls ever in your entire lifetime? You can choose to take this advice or not to. You can choose to remain girl-less ass-wiping bastards or finally get a life and leave this forum for good. So **** you for not appreciating our help.
donjuanita said:Girls don't want to be the ones asking you peoples out. Most girls are old-fashioned, traditional biznatches who will always wait around for the guys to do the work. So DO IT!!!
Try, TRY, TRRRYYYY to look at the girl's personality rather than her ass. For girls, it's not always about the hot guy. Girls will choose an okay-looking guy with an awesome personality over a hot guy with no substance. Personality always supplements in what the person lacks in looks.
Good luck,
the donjuanitas.
I second this recommendation. No More Mr. Nice Guy changed my life completely, helped me gain my self-respect, and turned me into a man. I ain't a dj yet, but thats why I come to this site.Rambo-Commando said:"yes donjuanitas, what you say is sooo true" thats what I would have said back in the days when I was an AFC Nice Guy, when I was confused to why oh why do I get dumped, even when I treat these girls so well and like them for their personality and not their looks.
yea, well I know why now, cuz this advice allways came from desperate girls who could'nt handle a Man, and who needed a chump to ride, a chump that would kiss their asses and never leave them.
I could bet you anything that donjuanitas has been dumped, and has'nt gotten C*ck in ages.
honestly guys, I really recomend the book: "no more Mr Nice Guy" by Glover, its a very effective book that explains exactly why people turn into nice guys and deeply analyses everything (for those who might be curious to know why)
and gives u solutions how to fix it. and once you read it, you would clearly underestand WHY NOBODY LIKES NICE GUYS. why what donjuanitas says is BS, DONT STOP being a DJ !
Commando
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.