"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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videostore girl

napoleon

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How would you start a conversation with a video clerk. Could I ask her what is a good film ir what? Gimme c+f.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Biphoria

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Are you for real?

Yeah whatever, ask her what a good movie then make fun of her about it "I see you enjoy sex movies" or "People getting their heads chopped off gets you off eh?"

Whatever dude, stop planning and just go.

Biph

PS: Change your name. Stop trying to be someone you are not.
 

napoleon

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I have that name because I that's what first came into my mind!
I don't want to be him.
 

InsidiousNstinct

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Just stop worrying about what your going to say and just approach.
 

napoleon

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I need c+f . I know tih girl for some time. I think she's intrested in me because every time I see her she is teasing me and I tease her back.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Microphone Fiend

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C&F? mkay

you:<standin in the line just staring at her>
her: umm what are you doing
you: Uhh, this is the "check-out" line right?
her: lol

you: I'm looking for the video with my fav actress.....PARIS HILTON!!!
her: we don't have that one
you: you people call yourselves a videostore? pfft

you:<dressed up tough or sophisicated>Hi
her: hello, can i help you?
you: yea, i'm looking for the little mermaid, that's like my fav film ever
her:lol

(I just threw this in for fun, somebody do this to a random person, lol)

You: Do you have any pokemon cards
Her: I'm sorry sir, we don't sell them
You: I'll trade you my pikachu for a charmander
Her: sir we don;t sell any cards
you: playing hard to get huh? Fine i'll throw in a onyx
her:please sir we don;t have ANY cards!
you: Pika pika....
 

crisis

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"Umm, I think you need to clean up the adult section. I had a little accident."

Is a great way to be arrested :p.
 
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