"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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videostore girl

napoleon

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How would you start a conversation with a video clerk. Could I ask her what is a good film ir what? Gimme c+f.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Biphoria

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Are you for real?

Yeah whatever, ask her what a good movie then make fun of her about it "I see you enjoy sex movies" or "People getting their heads chopped off gets you off eh?"

Whatever dude, stop planning and just go.

Biph

PS: Change your name. Stop trying to be someone you are not.
 

napoleon

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I have that name because I that's what first came into my mind!
I don't want to be him.
 

InsidiousNstinct

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Just stop worrying about what your going to say and just approach.
 

napoleon

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I need c+f . I know tih girl for some time. I think she's intrested in me because every time I see her she is teasing me and I tease her back.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Microphone Fiend

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C&F? mkay

you:<standin in the line just staring at her>
her: umm what are you doing
you: Uhh, this is the "check-out" line right?
her: lol

you: I'm looking for the video with my fav actress.....PARIS HILTON!!!
her: we don't have that one
you: you people call yourselves a videostore? pfft

you:<dressed up tough or sophisicated>Hi
her: hello, can i help you?
you: yea, i'm looking for the little mermaid, that's like my fav film ever
her:lol

(I just threw this in for fun, somebody do this to a random person, lol)

You: Do you have any pokemon cards
Her: I'm sorry sir, we don't sell them
You: I'll trade you my pikachu for a charmander
Her: sir we don;t sell any cards
you: playing hard to get huh? Fine i'll throw in a onyx
her:please sir we don;t have ANY cards!
you: Pika pika....
 

crisis

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"Umm, I think you need to clean up the adult section. I had a little accident."

Is a great way to be arrested :p.
 
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