"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
videostore girl
- Thread starter napoleon
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Yeah whatever, ask her what a good movie then make fun of her about it "I see you enjoy sex movies" or "People getting their heads chopped off gets you off eh?"
Whatever dude, stop planning and just go.
Biph
PS: Change your name. Stop trying to be someone you are not.
InsidiousNstinct
Master Don Juan
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- Aug 5, 2003
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
you:<standin in the line just staring at her>
her: umm what are you doing
you: Uhh, this is the "check-out" line right?
her: lol
you: I'm looking for the video with my fav actress.....PARIS HILTON!!!
her: we don't have that one
you: you people call yourselves a videostore? pfft
you:<dressed up tough or sophisicated>Hi
her: hello, can i help you?
you: yea, i'm looking for the little mermaid, that's like my fav film ever
her:lol
(I just threw this in for fun, somebody do this to a random person, lol)
You: Do you have any pokemon cards
Her: I'm sorry sir, we don't sell them
You: I'll trade you my pikachu for a charmander
Her: sir we don;t sell any cards
you: playing hard to get huh? Fine i'll throw in a onyx
her
lease sir we don;t have ANY cards!you: Pika pika....