http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/sexpert.html
He seems to have the concepts down.
He seems to have the concepts down.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
that guy was cool :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: i am actually gonna use some of his material!! funny sh!t!!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Socialreject
Senior Don Juan
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ROFL!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
buckwheat18
Don Juan
He favors John Lovitz (actor)...that made it even more histarical
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
TheNastyAfrican
Don Juan
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That was nice! That part about randomly telling a girl she's not fat had me rolling.
Thomas94305
Senior Don Juan
BuckwildNYC said:O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
Ya ya.. a C&F response to "do these jeans make my butt look big?" ....
... "No, THOSE jeans don't make your butt look big"