http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/sexpert.html
He seems to have the concepts down.
He seems to have the concepts down.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
that guy was cool :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: i am actually gonna use some of his material!! funny sh!t!!!
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Socialreject
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ROFL!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
buckwheat18
Don Juan
He favors John Lovitz (actor)...that made it even more histarical
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TheNastyAfrican
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That was nice! That part about randomly telling a girl she's not fat had me rolling.
Thomas94305
Senior Don Juan
BuckwildNYC said:O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
Ya ya.. a C&F response to "do these jeans make my butt look big?" ....
... "No, THOSE jeans don't make your butt look big"