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He seems to have the concepts down.
He seems to have the concepts down.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
that guy was cool :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: i am actually gonna use some of his material!! funny sh!t!!!
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Socialreject
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ROFL!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
buckwheat18
Don Juan
He favors John Lovitz (actor)...that made it even more histarical
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
TheNastyAfrican
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That was nice! That part about randomly telling a girl she's not fat had me rolling.
Thomas94305
Senior Don Juan
BuckwildNYC said:O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
Ya ya.. a C&F response to "do these jeans make my butt look big?" ....
... "No, THOSE jeans don't make your butt look big"