http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/sexpert.html
He seems to have the concepts down.
He seems to have the concepts down.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
that guy was cool :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: i am actually gonna use some of his material!! funny sh!t!!!
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Socialreject
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ROFL!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
buckwheat18
Don Juan
He favors John Lovitz (actor)...that made it even more histarical
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TheNastyAfrican
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That was nice! That part about randomly telling a girl she's not fat had me rolling.
Thomas94305
Senior Don Juan
BuckwildNYC said:O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
Ya ya.. a C&F response to "do these jeans make my butt look big?" ....
... "No, THOSE jeans don't make your butt look big"