http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/sexpert.html
He seems to have the concepts down.
He seems to have the concepts down.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
that guy was cool :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: i am actually gonna use some of his material!! funny sh!t!!!
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
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oh man that was the funniest thing ive seen all week. some of that im gonna have to try too thats the funny part.
"what kind of stuff do i wanna tell you??...well what do you wanna know??" haha
"blaaa i know what an airplane is". lol
"youll hurt yourself...you will"
"think of your d!ck as a jackhammer, blurrurururur" ahaha
"mister hand is gonna fvck the sh!t out of you...he's gonna take you to pleasure-town" this is the best one of em all...
im having too much fun with this
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Socialreject
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ROFL!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
That was funny as hell!
"Hey wanna see what's in the bathroom i bet it's my d1ck..."
lolol!
buckwheat18
Don Juan
He favors John Lovitz (actor)...that made it even more histarical
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of *****ology woo woo *****ology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
BuckwildNYC
Senior Don Juan
OMG that was some funny ****
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
My favorite was:
HB: So what do you do?
John Lovitz: I'm a doctor
HB: What kind of doctor?
John Lovitz: A doctor of pussiology woo woo pussiology
HAHAHA
O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
TheNastyAfrican
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That was nice! That part about randomly telling a girl she's not fat had me rolling.
Thomas94305
Senior Don Juan
BuckwildNYC said:O and the whole "your not fat" thing was pretty good too.
Ya ya.. a C&F response to "do these jeans make my butt look big?" ....
... "No, THOSE jeans don't make your butt look big"