Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
eleven white roses and a compact mirror, with a card explaining some b.s. or another, but basically letting her know there are only 11 roses.
Playa style? More like average frustrated chump style. I say give her a $5 Gift Certificate to McDonald's and tell her to take herself out that night while you go fvck some NEW *****.Originally posted by Young Juan
Simple playa style.....
When she ask why there are only 11 roses, have her open up the mirror and look at herself in it, and tell her she's lookin at the twelvth rose.
Playa style? More like average frustrated chump style. I say give her a $5 Gift Certificate to McDonald's and tell her to take herself out that night while you go fvck some NEW *****.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I was very curious about all of this, so I decided to ask my Magic Eight Ball a few questions.Originally posted by vectorz
Playa style? More like average frustrated chump style. I say give her a $5 Gift Certificate to McDonald's and tell her to take herself out that night while you go fvck some NEW *****.
It's called cognitive dissonance.Originally posted by SamePendo
I just forgot what the name for this is,, but it is from psychology,, that they give themselves reasons to justify something they do.
Sure, how about a Dandelion? Or a bouquet of hemp?Originally posted by Bungo Pony
I'm going to get my woman a card, write some stuff in it, and 1 flower - however it won't be a rose. That's too damn common. I'm not sure the type of flower I'm going to get her, but it will be something along the lines of her favorite color. One flower can speak more than a dozen roses.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Originally posted by vectorz
Playa style? More like average frustrated chump style. I say give her a $5 Gift Certificate to McDonald's and tell her to take herself out that night while you go fvck some NEW *****.
Originally posted by RKTek
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Bl*wJ*b Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this
holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him . No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the
town or other AFC cr*p, the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Bl*wJ*b Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.