Valentines Day card (awwww!)

[diplomatic_lie]

Heh, I saw this cute card on the Adam Sandler site:

To my Valentine,
You're as pretty as roses,
If I bring a camera,
Will you do some nude poses?

I always wanna be with you,
There or across the border,
I'd love to follow you forever,
If not for that restraining order.

 

[Desdinova]

AFC Valentine:

I only wish that you were mine
So here's your fvcking Valentine

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

I made a valentines card when I was a kid once. I drew a picture of an actual human heart on the cover. Needless to say, she never talked to me again after that (actually, if I remember correctly she never talked to me before that either!).


Ahh, didn't you just love high school? Things have changed soo much it is hard to believe sometimes.





P.S. I still play with crayons.

 

[Desdinova]

Ahh, didn't you just love high school?

Oh yeah. They always had that buy a rose thing. Of course I went for it and bought one for a girl I had a crush on. She never spoke to me again afterwards.

 

[Bonhomme]

LOL

Good one.

Spike, I also made one with an anatomically correct heart and sent it to this sort of beatnik/goth artist chick I used to hang out with, and she loved it.

She kept it and put it up on her wall.

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

Ha ha ha.

You know its funny... nowadays women buy flowers for me!

I used to have a major crush on this goth chick back in school... what a stupida$$ I was. I don't think that b!tch ever once smiled (unless she was thinking about dead puppies or something). Anyways, I think I'm gonna stay away from the vampire babes from now on.

Goth chicks can be hazardous to your health... keep a safe distance.

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon

I used to have a major crush on this goth chick back in school... what a stupida$$ I was. I don't think that b!tch ever once smiled (unless she was thinking about dead puppies or something). Anyways, I think I'm gonna stay away from the vampire babes from now on.

Goth chicks can be hazardous to your health... keep a safe distance.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

That's great!

 

[Hot Ice]

Haaaaahahhahah! The best fvcking-Valentines thread ever!

Oh yeah. They always had that buy a rose thing. Of course I went for it and bought one for a girl I had a crush on. She never spoke to me again afterwards.

Oh, yeah?? And why is that?

 

[AlexTheGreat]

hahaha ... I just bought a christmas "canne-o-gramme" (they distribute christmas candy ..)

lol I think I'm gonna send it to myself, just for ****s and giggles lol

 

[Bonhomme]

LOL

I forgot to mention the goth chick put my valentine up on the wall next to her shrunken heads.