"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Valentines Day card (awwww!)

diplomatic_lie

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Heh, I saw this cute card on the Adam Sandler site:

To my Valentine,
You're as pretty as roses,
If I bring a camera,
Will you do some nude poses?

I always wanna be with you,
There or across the border,
I'd love to follow you forever,
If not for that restraining order.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Spike_the_Dragon

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I made a valentines card when I was a kid once. I drew a picture of an actual human heart on the cover. Needless to say, she never talked to me again after that (actually, if I remember correctly she never talked to me before that either!).


Ahh, didn't you just love high school? Things have changed soo much it is hard to believe sometimes.:D





P.S. I still play with crayons.:p
 

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LOL

Good one.

Spike, I also made one with an anatomically correct heart and sent it to this sort of beatnik/goth artist chick I used to hang out with, and she loved it.

She kept it and put it up on her wall.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Spike_the_Dragon

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Ha ha ha.

You know its funny... nowadays women buy flowers for me!

I used to have a major crush on this goth chick back in school... what a stupida$$ I was. I don't think that b!tch ever once smiled (unless she was thinking about dead puppies or something). Anyways, I think I'm gonna stay away from the vampire babes from now on.

Goth chicks can be hazardous to your health... keep a safe distance. ;)
 

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Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon

I used to have a major crush on this goth chick back in school... what a stupida$$ I was. I don't think that b!tch ever once smiled (unless she was thinking about dead puppies or something). Anyways, I think I'm gonna stay away from the vampire babes from now on.

Goth chicks can be hazardous to your health... keep a safe distance. ;)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

That's great! :D
 

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Haaaaahahhahah! The best fvcking-Valentines thread ever! :D


Oh yeah. They always had that buy a rose thing. Of course I went for it and bought one for a girl I had a crush on. She never spoke to me again afterwards.
Oh, yeah?? And why is that? :p
 

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hahaha ... I just bought a christmas "canne-o-gramme" (they distribute christmas candy ..)

lol I think I'm gonna send it to myself, just for ****s and giggles lol
 

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I forgot to mention the goth chick put my valentine up on the wall next to her shrunken heads.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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