Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
If someone says it's all the same they are dead wrong. I've never experienced anything I would call "loose" and I sort of think that is a myth honestly but there are huge variations in depth, amount of wetness and consistency of wetness.C-quenced said:This may be a little off topic but I'm kinda curious.
When it comes down to sex does all ***** feel the same or does the experience totally change with different women?
Damnit Speakeasy! That's the second time you got me with that link..:woo:speakeasy said:An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
Loose vaginas are real and quite nasty. You pretty much cant feel sh*t. The amazing wetness and tightness...gone...no bueno.bigjohnson said:If someone says it's all the same they are dead wrong. I've never experienced anything I would call "loose" and I sort of think that is a myth honestly .
I wouldn't suggest that at all. I once did that. After stroking for awhile, I was like "damn, this is feeling good." Before I bust, I always make a habit of reaching down to make sure it's still on. Well, the condom came off and was deep inside her. No wonder it felt so good, I wasn't wearing anything! The lube inside the rubber made it slip off, and I've never had a condom slip off before until I put lube inside it.bigjohnson said:On topic, if you use a condom try a little Astroglide INSIDE next time.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
speakeasy said:I wouldn't suggest that at all. I once did that. After stroking for awhile .... the condom came off
True, what's the next size beneath Magnum?bigjohnson said:Well you have to use a rubber that fits. Get a smaller rubber dude.
LOL - Ya same as I use, funny enough. Reason I started using lube inside is because those Magnums feel like they're made from damn used bicycle inner-tubes.speakeasy said:True, what's the next size beneath Magnum?![]()
Well ... can't be very common. I have been with a few that were so wet and the sauce was so gooey/slippery that it was hard to feel friction, but there was a lot of pressure and suction still. Those things can pop out a baby and snap back into shape, so not sure what it takes to get "loose".theunflushables said:There is such a thing as a loose pvssy. I fvcked one once it was like fvcking a glass of warm water.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I was just joking about the Magnum thing. I'm only average size. My fav condom is the Okimoto Crowns. Before that I was using Durex Ultra Thin which were pretty good too.bigjohnson said:LOL - Ya same as I use, funny enough. Reason I started using lube inside is because those Magnums feel like they're made from damn used bicycle inner-tubes.
You ever try the new(ish) XL or thins or other variations?
Maybe the thinner material is more prone to bunching up? I seriously never have the issue you are talking about and I use lube if at all possible. Maybe the Mag thins (whatever they call them, I forget) would be good enough to not use the lube with.speakeasy said:I was just joking about the Magnum thing. .... My fav condom is the Okimoto Crowns. Before that I was using Durex Ultra Thin ...
What a waste. No inner lips at all. How do you play with the inner lips in those cases ? It's great to excite them...speakeasy said:These are perfect poons:
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Vagina%20Monologues%20Picture%2052.jpg
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Vagina Monologues Picture 55.jpg
Nice plump lips and no dangling meat. Could eat that for days.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
It took me YEARS to figure out this trick. They should teach it in senior year of high school....seriously.....it would make guys more likely to use them.bigjohnson said:On topic, if you use a condom try a little Astroglide INSIDE next time.
How I figured it out was from the fact they sell lubricated onesSTR8UP said:It took me YEARS to figure out this trick. They should teach it in senior year of high school....seriously.....it would make guys more likely to use them.
You know what works just as good though? Put your pecker in her face and tell her, no COMMAND her to get it nice and wet for you, I mean REALLY wet, right before you slip on the jimmy hat.
I hate condoms but if you gotta wear one this is the only way to do it.
And I've never had one slip off from it either. Broken plenty of the thin ones, but never had one slip.
I definitely agree that a lot of them look good and it's actually the best part of a woman lol.Oh yea, and I LOVE the way a pu$$y looks. Sure, some are more beautiful than others, but I can't say that I've really seen an ugly one. I really pretty specimen I could admire for hours.....
Fine, then here's your dreamgirl: http://www.pornweavers.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/327205817.jpgMoveYourAss... said:What a waste. No inner lips at all. How do you play with the inner lips in those cases ? It's great to excite them...
Not my type.
Basially, each one has his preferencess, and there are enough of every kind fof everyone...
So how do you lube the inside? Do you put a couple drops in the reservoir at the tip?STR8UP said:It took me YEARS to figure out this trick. They should teach it in senior year of high school....seriously.....it would make guys more likely to use them.
You know what works just as good though? Put your pecker in her face and tell her, no COMMAND her to get it nice and wet for you, I mean REALLY wet, right before you slip on the jimmy hat.
I hate condoms but if you gotta wear one this is the only way to do it.
And I've never had one slip off from it either. Broken plenty of the thin ones, but never had one slip.
Oh yea, and I LOVE the way a pu$$y looks. Sure, some are more beautiful than others, but I can't say that I've really seen an ugly one. I really pretty specimen I could admire for hours.....
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.