"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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do you think vaginas are ugly?

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This may be a little off topic but I'm kinda curious.

When it comes down to sex does all ***** feel the same or does the experience totally change with different women?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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C-quenced said:
This may be a little off topic but I'm kinda curious.

When it comes down to sex does all ***** feel the same or does the experience totally change with different women?
If someone says it's all the same they are dead wrong. I've never experienced anything I would call "loose" and I sort of think that is a myth honestly but there are huge variations in depth, amount of wetness and consistency of wetness.

Also huge differences in how well they can get themselves and the guy off.

That's not even getting into freak vs. non-freak.



On topic, if you use a condom try a little Astroglide INSIDE next time.
 

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speakeasy said:
An ugly vagina...well this is hard to beat: http://www.thiswillturnyougay.com/
Damnit Speakeasy! That's the second time you got me with that link..:woo:

Us older guys have the strength to power through watching that video, without too much irreversible damage.

But younger guys are having nightmares around the world because you posted that!

I can just visualize it happening...

Young man, whole life ahead of him.. wants to learn about women, goes on the net, finds sosuave...

Clicks on Speakeay's link.. :eek: :eek:

Shutters, shakes, and runs back to his hiding spot and swears off women forever.

Great job!!:up:

I hope you are happy with what you've done.
 

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bigjohnson said:
If someone says it's all the same they are dead wrong. I've never experienced anything I would call "loose" and I sort of think that is a myth honestly .
Loose vaginas are real and quite nasty. You pretty much cant feel sh*t. The amazing wetness and tightness...gone...no bueno.
 

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bigjohnson said:
On topic, if you use a condom try a little Astroglide INSIDE next time.
I wouldn't suggest that at all. I once did that. After stroking for awhile, I was like "damn, this is feeling good." Before I bust, I always make a habit of reaching down to make sure it's still on. Well, the condom came off and was deep inside her. No wonder it felt so good, I wasn't wearing anything! The lube inside the rubber made it slip off, and I've never had a condom slip off before until I put lube inside it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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speakeasy said:
I wouldn't suggest that at all. I once did that. After stroking for awhile .... the condom came off

Well you have to use a rubber that fits. Get a smaller rubber dude.
 

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There is such a thing as a loose pvssy. I fvcked one once it was like fvcking a glass of warm water.
 

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speakeasy said:
True, what's the next size beneath Magnum? :D
LOL - Ya same as I use, funny enough. Reason I started using lube inside is because those Magnums feel like they're made from damn used bicycle inner-tubes.

You ever try the new(ish) XL or thins or other variations?



theunflushables said:
There is such a thing as a loose pvssy. I fvcked one once it was like fvcking a glass of warm water.
Well ... can't be very common. I have been with a few that were so wet and the sauce was so gooey/slippery that it was hard to feel friction, but there was a lot of pressure and suction still. Those things can pop out a baby and snap back into shape, so not sure what it takes to get "loose".
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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bigjohnson said:
LOL - Ya same as I use, funny enough. Reason I started using lube inside is because those Magnums feel like they're made from damn used bicycle inner-tubes.

You ever try the new(ish) XL or thins or other variations?
I was just joking about the Magnum thing. I'm only average size. My fav condom is the Okimoto Crowns. Before that I was using Durex Ultra Thin which were pretty good too.
 
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Reminds me like something out of the Predator movie series. The Predator alien's mouth looks like a vagina. One ugly mf.
 

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speakeasy said:
I was just joking about the Magnum thing. .... My fav condom is the Okimoto Crowns. Before that I was using Durex Ultra Thin ...
Maybe the thinner material is more prone to bunching up? I seriously never have the issue you are talking about and I use lube if at all possible. Maybe the Mag thins (whatever they call them, I forget) would be good enough to not use the lube with.

On the other hand, maybe if you used thicker ones you could use 'glide?

Take care my friend.


EDIT:

On topic, some are cute, you just have to shop around. In pictures they can look sort of ... meaty. Real life is completely different kids.
 

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One of the prettiest pussies I've seen was pam anderson's in her sex tape. But, I don't think she is that hot- nice poon, overrated chick.
 

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bigjohnson said:
On topic, if you use a condom try a little Astroglide INSIDE next time.
It took me YEARS to figure out this trick. They should teach it in senior year of high school....seriously.....it would make guys more likely to use them.

You know what works just as good though? Put your pecker in her face and tell her, no COMMAND her to get it nice and wet for you, I mean REALLY wet, right before you slip on the jimmy hat.

I hate condoms but if you gotta wear one this is the only way to do it.

And I've never had one slip off from it either. Broken plenty of the thin ones, but never had one slip.

Oh yea, and I LOVE the way a pu$$y looks. Sure, some are more beautiful than others, but I can't say that I've really seen an ugly one. I really pretty specimen I could admire for hours.....
 

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Some are just atrocious. My ex had a gorgeous vagina. Not a lot of hanging lip, nice little cl!t. You had to spread it apart to see the lips. She tasted swell too.


Good stuff.
 

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STR8UP said:
It took me YEARS to figure out this trick. They should teach it in senior year of high school....seriously.....it would make guys more likely to use them.

You know what works just as good though? Put your pecker in her face and tell her, no COMMAND her to get it nice and wet for you, I mean REALLY wet, right before you slip on the jimmy hat.

I hate condoms but if you gotta wear one this is the only way to do it.

And I've never had one slip off from it either. Broken plenty of the thin ones, but never had one slip.
How I figured it out was from the fact they sell lubricated ones :p .

Oh yea, and I LOVE the way a pu$$y looks. Sure, some are more beautiful than others, but I can't say that I've really seen an ugly one. I really pretty specimen I could admire for hours.....
I definitely agree that a lot of them look good and it's actually the best part of a woman lol.
 

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STR8UP said:
It took me YEARS to figure out this trick. They should teach it in senior year of high school....seriously.....it would make guys more likely to use them.

You know what works just as good though? Put your pecker in her face and tell her, no COMMAND her to get it nice and wet for you, I mean REALLY wet, right before you slip on the jimmy hat.

I hate condoms but if you gotta wear one this is the only way to do it.

And I've never had one slip off from it either. Broken plenty of the thin ones, but never had one slip.

Oh yea, and I LOVE the way a pu$$y looks. Sure, some are more beautiful than others, but I can't say that I've really seen an ugly one. I really pretty specimen I could admire for hours.....
So how do you lube the inside? Do you put a couple drops in the reservoir at the tip?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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